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26 [M4F] #Online; #Missouri - I want a femcel or ForeverAlone woman. And I mean an actual shitty femcel. If you're thinking "I'm not gonna message that guy because he's not serious," or "Yeah right, he's gonna hate me," or "He's just gonna ghost me when he sees me because I'm ugly," then yes, you.
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Forever_DM_Forever is a male age 26 looking for a female in Missouri, MO
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I want a bitter, shitty, self sabotaging, resentful girl that hates her life to care for. I want a touch starved, tomboyish, make up free, disheveled, crotch-bearded, hairy fupa, insecure, online roleplaying, dainty, glasses-wearing, "I'm so ugly I hate myself," pepperoni nipple having ass, anime body pillow owning, maladaptive daydreaming, contradictory-sex-avoidant-but-also-desperate-gooner dork with an anime addiction and no apparent redeeming qualities. I'll say again, not the trendy meme kind, the *real* kind.

-"femcel phenotype" is a must

-older is better but i don't care that much

-if you're mentally ill, tell me your diagnoses outright

No, this isn't a prank. My life has been too hard for normal. I can't date or deal with normal women because they can't get me. I'm not fetishizing or looking for sex, so don't throw yourself at me that way. I just want someone that's at my baseline. An autistic someone that shares my experience of what's normal.

The ONE thing I know I'm excellent at is that I'm a very patient and understanding man. I can deal with meltdowns, crying fits, blame, blocking and resurfacing, flipflopping from rejection to desperation, and literally everything else that makes you think you're impossible to put up with. That's my motherfucking Tuesday. I don't care if you only talk to me once a week to dump on me about your problems. I'm okay with pretty much any of it unless it becomes abuse. I'm patient, but I'm not stupid. Keep that in mind, narc predators, because I can be mean as hell too.

Anyway, I'll probably talk to you no matter what. If you want more than that from me, we better have something in common or you better be looking to pick up some new interests. Come bug me. Picture is preferred but not required.

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