Sometimes I read through a persons post and realize I lack all sorts of creativity to sell myself to others via written words. Seriously, some of you guys are absolutely enjoyable to read about. I'm positive it's a skill I can develop and consider this my attempt at making some semblance of a relevant connection doing just that.

So without further ado, here's a bit about me:

• I highly prefer voice chat and not Reddit Chat because I seemed to have dropped the ball in that department a few times. Direct DM's via the little envelope on Reddit are A-OK.

• I am pursing my Masters in Occupational Therapy which means I have periods of the day in which I won't be readily available to respond. I do my best to get back to people however, I can be a failure in that regard outside of messaging apps I'm accustomed to because I balance my workload with the grace of a Klingon backstreet abortionist.

• I enjoy a series of nerdy things such as playing Yugioh, reading manga, watching anime, and battling people with light sabers at ungodly times of the night in a Home Depot parking lot.

• I'd like to say that I'm emotionally intelligent but given a more recent interaction, I may be emotionally adjacent.

• I enjoy being healthy and happy; I spend a lot of time trying to support those around me regardless of benefit. Hey, you can do it. Lemme put this dress on and get some pom-poms golden retriever energy type of shit. That kind of hizzaz.

• I've traveled a lot. Let's take a trip to Paris and wake up in Tokyo. Well, more realistically let's go to Germany. I can speak the language with the precision of a 12 year old who's got an extra fat tongue.

• I speak a few different languages. Experiences with said languages may vary.

• I love photography and don't make a strong enough effort to post my latest work. Feel free to ask if you need clarification on how I look; your picture gets mine kinda deal, if that's important to you. But know, you beautiful to me anyway bayyybaaay.

• Float On by Modest Mouse is an integral part of my psyche.

What I desire is to make a friend. Someone who is wanting to converse and preferably not using Reddit Chat but instead Direct DM via Reddit to contact me because I'm highly embarrassed about unintentionally ignoring people I've a genuine interest in while battling the workload of my day to day life. I don't care if you're a guy or a girl. Only that we can have an enjoyable time and voice chat sometimes.

Tell me about that thing that's bothering you. I promise I'll listen and interject accordingly. Are you studying? I gotchu dawg. I am an excellent distraction. Do you want to hear garbage dad jokes and shitty pick-up lines that you can write to your future valentines? That's my middle name; you've gotta say the entire thing like A Pimp Named Slick Back or A Tribe Called Quest.

In gist, I wanna talk with strangers and potentially make friends whether they're single serving or last a life time.

If that's your pint of beer, send me a message including a picture of a fat squirrel or a swol kangaroo.

I guess an introduction would be equally swell.