Seriously, I read some of these posts and think to myself “how are you making all of these physical demands of the people reading this?”

We all deserve physical affection.

I’m 43. No longer attractive. Out of shape. And I’m not expecting anyone hot to sleep with me.

I just want to meet another nice , clean and cautious introvert who wants some occasional physical affection.

Bonus points if you’re the extremely skiddish and shy type of who can’t bring themselves to go out and meet people. I’m you’re people. You’re my people.

I dont want to date. I have dated plenty. I’ve been married. I’m just happy and content spending my days cooking and playing video games and worrying about myself without having to worry about someone else’s feelings etc. I really honestly like being alone.

But hey, sex would be great every once in a while.

I’m true giver. I love using my mouth. I’m pretty good with it. I want to make someone cum rather than get off myself.

I want to explore someone else. Fuck with the lights on. Exhaust ourselves pleasuring each other.

I want you to go home feeling accomplished and most importantly like you didn’t waste your night.

But I don’t really want to go out and talk to people. Or make much effort to meet people.

I don’t keep up on current tv shows or music. Or use social media etc. I don’t have much of a way to relate to young people or people who are up on pop culture.

I just have a hard to feigning interest in those things to hold conversation and it gets harder the older I get.

If you’re frustrated and want need and this resonates with you, send me a message.

I really am only interested in local people (let’s be honest, who’s driving two hours to exhaust themselves and then drive home??).

And people who can eventually host. At least share the responsibility.

So yeah. Drop me a line if you’re a real person and care to chat (for quite a bit before we meet).