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41 [M4F] Michigan - Lightly Used Model with Premium Features, Ready for Adventure!
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Routine-Performer514 is a male age 41 looking for a female in Michigan
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Product Specifications:

  • Early '80s vintage, maintained in excellent condition
  • Chassis: Well-preserved, thanks to regular tune-ups at the local gym
  • Smile: Factory-installed pearly whites, guaranteed to light up any room
  • Social OS: Latest version, bug-free, and compatible with all party environments
  • Processor: High-performance corporate model, capable of handling multiple tasks
  • Mobility: Hiking-optimized legs, perfect for outdoor expeditions
  • Entertainment Package: Includes stand-up comedy appreciation module
  • Culinary Add-on: Gourmet cooking skills pre-installed
  • Travel Mode: Wanderlust-driven, always ready for new destinations
  • Romance Chip: Fully functional, with built-in appreciation for life's little joys

Special Features:

  • Low-maintenance emotional circuitry - no fussing over minor glitches
  • Heart: 100% genuine, romantic model
  • Location: Currently based in the Great Lakes State showroom (Michigan)

This versatile model is now available for test drives! Whether you're looking for a long-term investment or a short-term lease, this unit is guaranteed to exceed expectations in all social and romantic scenarios.

Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter, unexpected adventures, and an increased appreciation for life's pleasures. Side effects can include falling in love and having the time of your life.

Serious inquiries only. Compatibility testing recommended before commitment.

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a female
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