It's 4am. I am in my kitchen, making chocolate pudding.

I have lost control of my life.

ME: I am newly 28 and freaking out about my swiftly upcoming 30s. I'm trying to break free of bad habits, build a new life for myself, and really discover the person I actually am. I've made a series of rash decisions, and several more are on the way. In the last two weeks I've signed up for Uni and gotten my first tattoo. I am generally indoorsy and trying to get out more. I want to seize life and experience it, for the first time in my life. Motivated, trying to be more positive, and clichéd as it may be, trying to find myself. I like to cook, I'm slowly turning into a goth and I don't know how long I've got left on this planet so I'm gonna get real weird with it. My expectations are few, I'm keeping this open for whatever. Short term, long term, platonic, less platonic, the single most romantic and destructive relationship either of us have ever had that ends with us both broken, burning heaps.

YOU: Similarly insane. Intense, understanding. You want to taste life, go to the aquarium and watch the lobsters fight, talk about art and music and science, or be talked at about them. You want to meet either someone with similar interests, or someone with totally different interests who seems rad.

I gotta meet new people who have a similar joie de vivre, or wanna find out how to get there. I might be turning into a goth. I have no idea how to sell myself.

In terms of appearance, I'm 6'2, broad, brown hair, blue eyes. Imagine a mix between Harry Dubois and Liev Schrieber. I don't care if we keep it online or move to IRL, but I'm south coast based so that'll be preferred. Hampshire area.

Let me know what the biggest animal you think you could beat in a fight is