Be a dork. Have a sense of humor. I don't mind weebs, I don't mind NEETs, I don't even mind femcels as long as they are self aware and not hostile. Age isn't a huge deal to me and anywhere from like 19 to 35 is fine, Location doesn't matter as long as you're willing to travel. No tweakers, no cheaters, no political cultists or phobic types. I appreciate minimalism, practicality and simplicity. I just want someone that will actually take interest in and get excited about the same things as me and that I can make happy without weird drama. Weirdos that seek out arguments, political fanatics, and people whose mental illnesses are their personality are kinda been there done that. Just be sweet, flash me often, and sit on me a lot.

I’m 6’0,” normal sized, and my hair is long as hell. I'm a bit of a nerd. I am extremely passionate about writing and creating. I spend a lot of time 'doodling' ideas on rpgmaker. I have about 8 million worldbuilding and character docs and random recorded ideas for DnD campaigns and eventually a novel. I love to paint miniatures, which is half of my love for 40k. I also like the game a lot, so it's important to have someone to play against/with. Same with video games, and more importantly, movies. I love cinema, I love movie trivia, I like to check out scripts, interviews, behind the scenes, the whole shebang. Movies are a big deal for me, and so is music. I love music; albums, movie soundtracks, video game soundtracks... Mick Gordon, Hans Zimmer, Van Halen, and Pantera, and Stevie Wonder are a couple of favorites. I’m the same with music as I am with movies. I know all the trivia, the names, the members that bands share, as well as all their weird side projects, just the whole mess. Anyway, I like hobbying(that's a word, right?) together. Absurdism is the easiest way to make me laugh. I also love to cook. I will make you fat. I hope you like Italian. I'm an extremely attentive listener, and I'm a huge proponent of being supportive, physically and emotionally. I like to make my partner laugh and to compliment her best traits. I also like to get involved with the things my partner is passionate about, and I really desire the same.

Honestly, if I can be ridiculous for a moment, if any of this is you, come after me please lol: you're a clingy (not needy), sheltered hobbyist and tomboy that likes to sit on me and let me cook for you and jump in the shower with you to wash your hair. You wear sundresses out, but nothing but a big shirt at home while we're watching cartoons in bed. You love music and writing and you want to grab a pizza and watch an absolute ton of movies. You spend your free time gaming, laughing at horrible raunchy crap on the internet, and playing warhammer, which you're probably better than me at (I suck). You think flashing me is fun, you can also sing like Annie Wilson, and also are a tok sen masseuse. You're also a Martian and don't exist.

I'll be honest, I'm not always 100% sure I even want a romantic partner. I haven't had one in years. The last one was 4 years of nonstop stress and ended 3 of the worst ways possible all at once; and the last few slow burns led nowhere and made me feel like garbage. I’m a bit lonely. I'm flaky sometimes if I'm having a bad day. I’m not very externally emotive either, but I'm not absent or unsupportive. My point is that I require a little patience and some figuring out, but I’m also pretty patient myself. Another issue is that I can't work so I can’t travel, and I don't want to get too close to someone that I can't meet. So if you can't travel yourself, I don't want to waste your time. It’s unfortunate but that last bit is really important. I’m almost certainly a stay at home boyfriend if I’m a boyfriend at all. There’s no career in my future and that might be my biggest flaw. I’d love to be back in a kitchen more than anything but it isn’t happening. I understand if this is a problem, but I needed to lay that out because I really don’t want to waste anyone’s time.

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