Hey there! Welcome to my r4r post, where I will attempt to convince you that I am not a serial killer and that I'm worthy of your time, effort, attention, trust and/or nudes. Judging by the half reluctant smile, half cringed expression on your face right now, I think this is going swimmingly so far. Let's dive in!

I am a 33 year old rotting husk man from New York with a heart bigger than my will to live looking for a long distance or in-person cisgender woman to whom I can place my trust and occasionally penis in. I like to describe myself as silly and laid back but serious when I need to be, easy to talk to and empathetic to a fault. I spend my time gaming, listening to music and falling down internet rabbit holes that make me question whether humanity is a lost cause. I describe my musical tastes as early 2000's emo and new releases that sound like early 2000's emo. For gaming I can get down with most genres but gravitate towards JRPGs, MMOs, Final Fantasy, Pokemon, etc. I am always down for anime or random Youtube video recommendations. I am also single, have a ton of free time and I love all animals with the exception of Trump supporters.

Now if you have gotten this far, surely you are wondering about these occasional benefits. Long story short, I've come to learn over the course my of adult life that I am not great at being a fuckboy and feel much more comfortable as the best friend that can occasionally rizz your panties off. I am a big believer in consent and respecting boundaries, but I am not always the best at keeping things PG-13, so I want to find someone that is okay with a little filth from time to time. I'm kink friendly, experienced in D/s connections and I am a licensed Lush operator with nearly a decade of experience that requires as little as one booty picture to operate. I am perfectly comfortable talking to women in relationships that are open or non-monogamous as long as everyone is in the loop and on the same page. I shall be wrecking no homes this day!

I want to make a point to say that while the balance may occasionally learn towards one side more than the other, the dirty stuff will always come second to the friendship. I'm not looking for anything romantic right away and while I'm open to developing that over time, after a few bad breakups over the last several years, I'm keeping my standards for that stuff extremely high for the time being. Lastly, appearance, ethnicity, body type, age, etc. are so unimportant to me and I am hoping to meet someone who feels similarly. Physical attraction plays a part in any intimate connection, but if you're the type to talk to someone for a few days and then ghost when you see a picture you don't like, respectfully skip over this post. :)

If you've read all of this trainwreck of a post and still feel compelled to see what I'm about, please send me a message with a brief introduction as well as a song recommendation. Thank you for reading <3