Hello, everyone! I never know how to start these other than saying hi and saying that FetLife kinda of sucks and I'm absolutely over it.

So, I've officially moved to Alaska and have been here for about a month. I am going to be here for a minimum of a year, possibly longer if I survive winter. Because of that, relocation is not possible for me right now. I've spent this last month exploring, figuring out where some cool/interesting places are, and fucking off into the woods. Since I've been here I've been charged by a moose, threw a garbage bag on top of a black bear I didn't realize was in the trash can (it jumped like a cat with a cucumber btw. Didn't know bears were that quick on their feet), and kayaked across some of the most beautiful ice blue water I've ever seen. I've hiked what feels like a million miles, but it's probably just a couple dozen and the elevation is causing me to fail constitution checks.

I'm at that point where I'd like to have someone to share it with. I work from home as a vet tech for animal poison control and have a lot more free time than ever before. I do work some odd hours and am awake at even weirder hours. I'm a night owl by heart, a morning person by caffeine sort of situation. I have a love for animals that runs bone deep and a personal goal to be the type of person that people turn to for a variety of needs. I'm working on finding my zen, but I do know I'm the most calm, cool, and collected when I'm out in the woods and wrestling with my dogs. I'm more than just my nerd obbession though. I love DnD, card games, hearing about passion projects, and listening to people talk about their hobbies. I know nothing about a lot of things and I think it would be cool to change that.

Physically, I have a mom body. Big chest, thick thighs, tummy, and a bit of jiggle when I laugh so hard I cry. I'm covered in freckles and dye my hair red more than any other color. I'm blue eyed and have glasses that I need to see anything further than about 6 inches in front of my nose, and have the unique ability to lose my phone within 6 seconds of putting it down. I keep my hair long and my chatter longer. Silence is gross unless you're listening to birdsong and rain. I have a bastard accent of a southern belle mixed with Appalachian mountain twang. It's a hot mess, honestly. I apologize in advance for how I say oil. I've been told it's a war crime.

For what I'm looking for: I am ideally looking for someone 26-48 years old. Beards are wonderful and something I can zen out petting. I don't want a brick wall of a human. Talk to me! Even if you think your job is boring, I totally want to know everything. Let's go adventure, but also stay home and watch terrible movies and eat pizza rolls.

I have a love for kink that has followed me my entire life. I love the bond that forms, the trust between parties, and the feeling of existence focusing in on a single feeling or task. While I have experience in cgl, I am not what I would consider a little. I don't enjoy diapers or baby talk. But my subspace has been described as doll-like as I am quiet, fairly nonverbal (hums, nuzzles, snuggles, etc), and very cuddly. I have a preference for daddy doms, especially those with a slight sadistic streak who are also capable of realizing that sweetness gets them what they want too. I love stuffed animals and tend to gravitate towards cartoons. I'm also a massive Disney fan and I'd love it if someone was willing to humor me while I watch my shows, read, and buss about with busy work.

I love bondage, shibari, and leather. I'm a bit of a brat, but I don't have a mean bone in my body. The brattiest thing about me is my sassiness and that I like to banter and barter about punishments and what I think I've been good enough to deserve. I love to argue and try not to take myself too seriously. Impact play is also a love of mine. I cry at the drop of a hat and am messy crier at that, but it's worth it when I'm snuggled up and feel like I've made myself and my partner proud. The emotional release helps too, I won't lie. I usually feel lighter and peppy (think a runner high) after impact play scenes. ANR, or at least breast play as I haven't lactated in a very very long time, is one of my favorites as well. I find it extremely relaxing and a type of slow burning arousal. It makes me sleepy and pleased and I tend to just want to snuggle and play with someone's hair while I doze. There's about a million other things I enjoy and I'm happy to talk about them if you're interested.

Feel free to reach out and start a conversation with me. Please, for the love of holy things and sunflowers, don't send me a dick pic or just "hi". Gimme something to start a conversation with! Even if it's just a story about a cool dog you saw and a cool rock you found.