Hi! My name is Stella and last night my wife finally moved out after we spent the past six months de facto separated but cohabiting. I am sad and angry and a lot of other things, but today is also the first day of the rest of my life. Unfortunately my social circle rather evaporated over the course of my marriage, which is hopefully where you come in! My goal is that by the end of the year I am doing the following each week: 1. Seeing two friends in person. 2. Receiving physical platonic intimacy. 3. Getting laid.

About me: I'm a nerdy, spoony, autistic woman who loves baking, bouldering, and banter. I'm 5'7", 155 lbs, blue eyes and curly brown hair. I'm bubbly and bouncy, but have a serious competitive streak when it comes to games and debates. My best friend says you will fall in love with me because of the intensity of my eye contact and how good I am at empowering people around me to live their best life. She also says you should know I give great hugs and oral.

I'm highly social but prefers small groups to large events. I love cooking and baking for guests and pride myself on my skills as a hostess. My ideal weekend social gathering is to have a half-dozen people over for board games in the early afternoon, turning into dinner and then late night conversation over drinks. When I'm on my own, I often spend my weekend lounging around in PJs and curled up with my two cats, a glass of wine, and a good book.

I am a serious foodie and can be a cocktail snob. I love trying new foods and will cook you anything you want to try. For several years my standard birthday present to friends was that I would spend a day cooking a single dish for them over and over figuring out how to make it perfect to their pallet. You can find me brunching in a floor-length dress one day and a blazer thrown over lingerie and leather pants the next. I love getting all dressed up with friends, whether it's for a quiet night in, a fancy restaurant, or being incredibly overdressed for Busboys and Poets. Also, I have several hats with > 9" brims.

I enjoy intellectual and flirtatious banter. I'm pretty low-boundaries and enjoy flirting and cuddling with my friends. A good representative of my sense of humor is that my wife and I used to regularly quip that it was important that the guest room be stocked with a vibrator, condoms, and lube because we "wanted to provide a full-service experience, even for people who didn't want to join us in bed." We had friends who would take us up on both offers when they came to visit.

I am a voracious reader and am a member of a sci-fi / fantasy / horror book club (I skip the horror though). If you're interested in trading book recommendations, watching TV together, or debating the relative merits of different fiction genres (the correct answer is sci-fi for television and fantasy for books, FYI), we could get along quite well. I used to play D&D for many years and am interested in getting back into it. I'm not a huge video gamer, though I do enjoy them from time to time. The games I play habitually are OSRS and nuzlockes of Pokemon ROM-hacks (basically games modded to be incredibly hard and require more time spent planning than what would be traditionally considered "playing.")

I'm pretty active, or strive to be. I boulder at Movement in Crystal City and would love to make a climbing buddy. I also enjoy going on walks in the nature preserve near my house and hikes in Great Falls and Shenandoah, though I sometimes need to be reminded how much I enjoy such things. Camping is also great, weather permitting.

Romantically and sexually, I am a major flirt and acts of service and physical affection are my major love languages. I love doting on people to show my affection. My wife and I went from being friends who saw each other once or twice a month to people who spent 3 days a week together because she realized that if she called me when she left work and told me what she wanted for dinner, I would give her an ingredients list and cook her anything she asked for. Lazy mornings after where we lounge in bed for hours before making our way downstairs for waffles are wonderful.

I am playful and enjoy teasing and banter, and having repartee is quite important to me. Last year I had a fling with someone who I had no social chemistry with and quickly lost interest despite the sex being amazing. While teasing and banter is important, it's also important that I am able to discuss boundaries, desires, and emotions openly and bluntly with a sexual or romantic partner. Autism and a history of being emotionally abused is rough, and this is mostly to prevent me from getting worked up over nothing.

I'm a switch with a lot more experience as a dominant than a submissive. If you DM me I'm happy to talk about kinks and such. I also love just talking about sex and intimacy, I've taught people how to do kink safely and helped some of my friends figure out what they like in bed. In general, I have a strong intellectual interest in sexual and romantic dynamics and what different people enjoy. My marriage was sexually open and I don't have strong opinions about monogamy vs open relationships vs polyamory... I could do any of them.

Professionally, I run an AI research non-profit. I specialize in the kinds of technology that underpins ChatGPT. I also dabble in mathematics and philosophy, which is what my degrees are in. I work fully remotely, so if you do too and are interested in an accountability buddy / occasional co-worker let me know. I'm happy to sample local coffee shops, or have you come over as my office has plenty of room for two.

If you think I sound interesting and want to meet up, reach out!

NB: I have historically used this account mostly for soliciting sex and posting pictures and stories. IDAF, but if you don't like knowing what your friends look like naked or how they like to have sex I recommend avoiding looking through my account history. If you are interested in hooking up, know that I am very lesbian and that my posts reflect a level of kink that is welcome but not required.