Hi, women of Reddit! I lurk often, but finally decided to post! (Techincally, I posted a few years back and found a relationship from elsewhere)

I'm a typical nerdy, undiagnosed ADHD/touch of the 'tism, golden retriever guy (32, 5'9", white, average body [not fat, probably dad bod], trimmed beard, immaculate hygiene [I use a Bidet]) here looking my soulmate! Please be 18-30.

I hope you are nearby. A few hours is fine, and maybe long distance for a bit..., but I would want to meet soon. If you also get tarot card readings on tik-tok... THIS IS YOUR SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE/MESSAGE ME (LOL)

A little about me... I CAN YAP, Huge night owl, 420 friendly, Have my own nice air conditioned apartment (w/ a nice little balcony to smoke on). Gamer guy (typical). Recently been playing games like Fortnite, rock band 4, and starfield. Also love League, OW, DBD, Roblox, COD, and stuff like that! Name a popular multiplayer game, and I probably own it and would like to play it with you.

I love board games, and I have a growing collection. (Ask me about it at your own risk) I Love anime (also typical). Top 5 are probably... DBZ, Mob Psycho 100, Hunter X Hunter, Jujutsu Kaisen, and Naruto. I enjoy puzzles, making tea/coffee, energy drinks, discovering restaurants, candles/incense, and I take walks daily. I read a self-improvement book recently, and I am trying to get myself to read more. I like psychology. i was ISTJ before, but now im not sure sure if I still am. I am a sagittarius if you are curious. I will send you tik-toks... often. Can we cuddle and watch tik-toks together?

About you *preferences*:

Looking for Long-term

Similar hobbies (we dont have to match on everything)

Petite (short and skinny-avg preferred) (curvy is FINE as long as you aren't Obese)

18-30

wears chokers/skirts, shy, possessive/clingy/jealous easily, loves hello kitty, Alt/Goth/kawaii/cutesy or pink/hyper feminine, a little crazy, Loves to Yap, Loves to cuddle (get high?) and watch me play mario games or my favorite games.

Will be obsessed with me ( I will be obsessed with you)

BIG TEXTER (I text often and respond quickly) (I am a big communicator)

Homebody (I like to stay in on most weekends, but I love going to conventions[I have cosplayed a few times]) (I enjoy going to the mall, thrift stores, Five Below, etc., but generally dont want to go out for too long or to too many places on a weekend)

I think that's most of it... Remember these are preferences!!! If you think we match well, send me a little message with a picture, and we can go from there :)

I have so much love, care, and support to give you. I will support you in everything you do. I will always cheer you on. I am loyal and honest. You will NOT be disappointed if you give me a chance.