To avoid copyright infringement for my title, just pretend I made it up, say it in a higher pitch, or just put "non-sexually" after it and that should do the trick.

Hi Reddit!

I was so afraid to make this post because there are some questionable characters on here, but I am back in the US after spending two years abroad and wanted to make some local friends in the South Florida area!

Maybe we can go to the beach, try a new and exciting restaurant, or evade our taxes together! The world is our oyster and I'm along for the ride (again, non-sexually). I would love a platonic encounter on here. I just have to mention that thrice because I feel like some people will see this and think, "Yeah if I can just get in there..." But, this is an SFW account, so I'm looking for SFW things, like the tax evasion.

Okay, jokes aside, a little about me:

• I like singing, dancing, and music in general. For some reason Country music has gotten popular; maybe you can help me understand why?
• I enjoy exercising and love a good gym workout! If you need a gym buddy, I'm your girl!
• I enjoy watching movies, TV, and YouTube. I like a wide range of things and I'm open to watching new things. I'd love to see Maxxxine at some point this summer, so if that interests you, let me know!
• I'm open to a lot of things, but I can't swim, so if that's a deal breaker I understand. My family is from an island, I have no excuse. I just fear the sea.
• Ask me anything, within reason...No, I won't be your alibi, but I could provide you with a reference on a job application, why not!

What I'd like from you:

• Someone kind and interesting who isn't trying to increase their body count in one way or another.
• Someone who actually wants to meet in person.
• Someone who understands my fear of small lizards.

The rest is negotiable.

Happy searching!