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55 [M4F] Portland - Nailed it
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berrschkob is a male age 55 looking for a female
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"wrote me a personals ad describing me as ugly dumb unlikable and with no redeeming qualities but make that a benefit somehow"

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"make me less likable"

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"i must insist my partner enjoy rock ballads and the color green"

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"also reinforce i'm a drama queen"

At long last, chatGPT had written the perfect ad. Drum roll please!

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Seeking Someone Brave Enough: A True Challenge Awaits!

Tired of smooth talkers and perfect partners? Meet [Your Name], a true test of patience and character!

 

About Me:

* Unattractive: Forget about beauty standards—I redefine them! My looks ensure you'll always be the better-looking one in any photo.

* Dumb: Deep conversations are overrated. My simplistic view on life guarantees we’ll never get bogged down by complex thoughts or serious discussions.

* Unlikable: I’m an acquired taste, and most people don’t acquire it. But hey, at least you won’t have to share me with too many others!

* Drama Queen: Life with me is never dull. Expect daily theatrics, emotional rollercoasters, and dramatic flair that rivals the best soap operas. If you thrive on excitement and unpredictability, I'm your star!

* No Redeeming Qualities: You won’t have to worry about me outshining you in any aspect. I’m consistently mediocre, and proud of it.

 

What I'm Looking For:

* Someone who can see past the lack of charm and embrace the challenge.

*A partner who’s resilient, patient, and possibly enjoys a bit of self-punishment.

*Must have a deep love for rock ballads—if you can belt out the classics, that’s a huge plus!

*An appreciation for the color green is essential. Whether it’s your favorite shirt or your home decor, green should make you happy.

*Someone who can handle and even enjoy the drama. If you love a good scene and can handle emotional ups and downs, we might be a perfect match.

If you’re up for an unconventional adventure, enjoy rock ballads, love the color green, and can handle a bit of daily drama, let’s make this happen. Only the brave need apply!

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I kinda want to date me now tbh.

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Age
55
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a female
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3 months ago