I’ve always found myself gravitating towards people who think that they’re better than me. And for the longest time, I haven’t known why. Maybe I just enjoy being a victim, maybe there’s some fun in being a doormat for other people.

I would also like to make it clear that I am in a committed relationship. I am NOT looking for a dom or a sub, a girlfriend, or anything like that. I am looking for a friendship with someone who truly enjoys manipulating.

Not to sound like a medication advertisement, but do you feel like your life could be a little better with some light, playful abuse? Like a push and pull kind, like a rollercoaster. Telling someone that they don’t matter and that they’re worthless, only to come back and say that they’re like a brother to you and that you need this friendship in your life. Perhaps gently making disses towards their trauma or more sensitive topics, to then tell them a couple days later that you meant nothing of it and that you promise to take them seriously. And someone who will gaslight, manipulate, and verbally abuse their friends if they attempt the same thing on you, or dare to question your morals? Not to mention boundary pushing, trying to get physical when your friend is visibly uncomfortable, or asking the most uncalled for, offensive or out of pocket questions just because “you really wanna know”.

That’s you. At least what I’d love for you’re to be interested in being. I enjoy getting bullied and manipulated and everything I mentioned above. Somehow, it makes those friendships feel more meaningful when someone who genuinely wronged you apologizes. Even when they keep doing the exact same things they swore they would never do again. Of course, you don’t have to act like that all the time, because I still want to form a genuine friendship. Even if we have nothing in common, we’ll find common ground. Maybe I’ll research some of your interests or hobbies out of fear of losing you as a friend, even though you have so much psychological control over me that that would never happen, because you will never let me leave.

If you’ve read through all of this and would like to give it a try, send me a private message with your age and a fun fact about yourself (so that I know you’re an actual person lol). And I’d prefer if you be within 18-35 years old (although you can feel free to convince me to befriend you if you’re older, 35 is just a preference but if we get along I’m not opposed to someone in their 40’s). I’m excited to get to know you, and for you to get me to understand how to respect you.