Honestly, I am beginning to believe that the majority of people on here just aren’t real people. If you take a moment to consider that it actually isn’t too crazy a thought in a world full of artificial intelligence and social media influencers. This concept of realness isn’t to be confused with the importance of privacy. Especially online it’s important to be comfortable with the version of yourself you choose to share. Just look at the reaction from people and invasion of privacy of the poor hawk tuah girl if ever there was an example of the Internet at its finest and why it’s so important.

No, what I mean by real It’s quite simply just having the basic parts that make up a reasonable human.

First and foremost, you are actually able to read this post. It is quite simply mind-boggling how many people start up a conversation without actually reading the post.

The second is actually having an interest in the person you are messaging. If you were writing because you’re just looking for that quick dopamine hit, even though you know there isn’t areas of common interest, then move on because there is literally hundreds of posts today that fit this bill.

The third is that recognising conversations take effort from both sides. There will be moments where we are busy doing other things or parts of the conversation that aren’t quite quite as interesting. That is okay, that is how conversations work.

Finally, don’t ghost. We are literally two strangers on the Internet who have never met. Surely It’s the easiest scenario to send someone a message saying that you wouldn’t like to keep the conversation going.

Now all that is out of the way, maybe I’ll have a bit more success this time and look forward to your message today.

So what about me? Well I have a rich back catalog that I’m confident covers all the information you’re looking for, and bonus points for diving into that! Underneath it all I’m just looking for a friend and some gentle encouragement. Yes I’m kinky and adventurous but if not that type of encouragement I’m really looking for. I’m also an unusual creature with more baggage than they will accept on an airline. The first thing I would do when reading a post like this is check for a photo, especially with the T label. There are a couple of cheeky ones on these if you go back far enough but I’m also quite a private person so don’t expect a gallery. When it comes to the label I spent a couple of years pretty convinced I was trans but came to realise it’s most likely just a feminisation fetish from years of inappropriate porn and so most accurately just part time cd. Not sure how I feel though and how to identify so there is that cluster fluff to get into lol.

Look, I could basically write here anything you want to read. It would get a short, spicy, hot conversation that would be fun for a few hours but then we would realise that there isn’t anything in common and we’re both back to square one. If you do choose to message me, and tell me your favourite dinosaur, it will certainly be worth your time and we can make a friendship, not a relationship, that is long term, positive, supportive, and encouraging

Few quick fire things. Into whisky, video games, formula one, sci-fi, edm, the winter versus the summer, cooking not baking, exploring new places and cultures, meeting new people, and long conversation.

Jess xx