Because that's the dream for me folks. I want it to be like looking in the mirror, but the me in the mirror has tits. And doesn't actually look like me. I do not think I'd be a very attractive woman.

But stupid jokes aside, I'm looking for someone who has a lot of the same qualities and ways of thinking about things as I do. I'll try and hit the biggest ones in this post and we can chat about the rest.

I don't care about a lot of stuff. I'm not ambitious, I'm not looking for marriage and kids and a white picket fence and all that, and I don't think I really want to do all that much in my life besides the things I like to do.

I have a very non-serious view of the world. I'm pretty sure it's not even real lol. It's fun to theorize about that one. Maybe a simulation or a space turtles dream or hell maybe we're all just variations of the same higher consciousness playing out some big story on a cosmic scale.

Humor is everything. I need someone who gets my humor and fires right back at me. I'd say my sense of humor is a blend of dumb, dark, and dry.

Last one I'll add that could be a deal breaker is that I don't think I want a strictly monogamous relationship. Not 100% on that and want to figure out what my ideal relationship looks like but I think some degree of openness is something I'll want.

If any of this sounds good to you then send me a chat and let me know your asl. I'm happy to chat with anyone who thinks we'd get along but for actually dating I'd prefer someone 24 with a little wiggle room there if the vibes are right.

Thanks for reading this whole post but this is it. This is the end. It's time for you to go. You don't gotta go to my chat requests but you can't stay here. Well I guess you could. I can't stop you. You can just reread this over and over. Always keep this post open out of pure rebellion. Mentally make me your nemesis without ever letting me know. Until we one day meet. We don't even know what the other looks like but we can feel it. The animosity. The hatred. We stop in the middle of walking and just look at each other. Confused but we can feel the darkness reaching out to the other. You start to approach me. I don't move. You're close now. Your anger is starting to show. I kiss you, tenderly. We embrace. The hatred melts away and turns into lust. The streets run white with our passion. We're both arrested for public indecency. I make bail and you don't. We never see each other again. Until I turn comments on on this post. You've never left. You comment "how could you leave me?" I know it's you right away. I delete my account without responding as I cradle our son. That's right, somehow you got me pregnant. He's already 45 because male births are weird and work differently. He must never know how he was conceived. You must never learn of his existence. Or the world will never be the same.

Well... that got away from me. So yeah if you're interested message me lmao