I'm not really all that interested in the classic marriage white picket fence outcome when it comes to dating. I think what I want is something I'm coining as a friendlationship. Not to say with that term that things would be platonic, just a certain kind of vibe I'm looking for. A companion to spend time with who also values their alone time. Someone who's dream home includes shared spaces and separate bedrooms.

It'd be fantastic if you also share some of my nerdy ass interests lol like gaming, getting into shows and movies, collecting things like pokemon cards, board games, and going to Renaissance fairs. But if you don't and like the sound of the kind of relationship I'm describing then I'd very much still like to talk to you!

I'm a bit of a foodie I think. Maybe not full blown where I love food but it's pretty important to me lol. I eat to enjoy and like to get or make something good for every meal if possible. So if you enjoy cooking I'll tell you my mother's maiden name on date 2.

Humor is so important to me so I hope you speak the language of my people, dumb, dark, and deadpan jokes. Because if you don't get my jokes, we're doomed from the start. And if you think I make too many jokes sometimes, you're not wrong. But that's showbiz baby. After saying that picture me snapping finger guns at you way too many times without breaking eye contact and slowly backing away until I'm out of sight. That's the high caliber level of humor you can expect out of me.

Sexual compatibility is a little bit of a big deal to me. I won't get too into that in the public forum but if you'd really like a hint when it comes to that kind of stuff then feel free to submit... an inquiry about it, I'm an open book.

Some kind of openness in our relationship is something I'm fairly confident I want. Whether that be open to making connections online only or exploring full on non monogamy irl as well, I'm not sure what my ideal relationship looks like in that way. But I'd like my partner to be open to it like I am.

I know this was a long one so if you made it here to the end then you're awesome. I much prefer the chats feature to dms so if you like the sound of all this nonsense then please do shoot me a chat and I'd appreciate if you let me know your asl in your first message. And include a 👽 so I know you're cool as fuck and read this whole thing. Alright. That's all. Bye 👋