Hello!

My name is Hana, and it would be a great pleasure to get to know you! Hopefully, this will be a delightful experience for you as well.

Introducing myself is always a bit of a challenge, especially since my boundless humility insists I shouldn't reveal how great, beautiful, and magnificent I am. Not to mention my crazy talent for cooking. And of course, due to my modesty, I can't tell you how incredibly lovable I am. So, I'll keep it simple and introduce myself as neutrally as the Swiss in '39.

I'm from Poland, and this April, I turned 30. The moment it happened, I felt an immense pain in my back and quietly muttered, “I hate today's youth.” I'm quite a normal human being—never been to prison. I enjoy reading sci-fi books more than fantasy ones, watching terrible TV shows on Netflix, and reading poetry. You see, I'm a total snob with a twist. Sometimes, I might be a little awkward with words and tend to cover that awkwardness with loads of politeness. But to be honest, I love good banter and being a silly goose, stealing each other's bread (even though it's poisonous for birds, it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make—especially since I'm gluten intolerant).

However, I do need time to open up. Thus, I'm seeking someone willing to create a super meaningful connection till death do us part (and if I eat that bread, it won't be too long from now). And yes, I’m looking for love, a long-lasting relationship, for having you near me and not letting you go and all that cringe-worthy stuff. Don't worry; it won’t happen instantly. I won’t be digging out rusty chains from my basement just yet.

As the first few weeks will likely be long-distance, I hope we can spend that time quite pleasantly! I love talking about abstract concepts, discussing, and exchanging different views. I'm really into creative writing, and if that’s also your cup of tea, that would be fantastic! I hope we can watch some stuff on Discord streams. Even though I’m not a gamer, there are plenty of options to have fun—maybe with online board games or starting a little farm in Stardew Valley? We can also just sit in awkward silence, a contest of the finest survival.

However our connection might grow, I am truly just seeking something not grandiose. I firmly believe that small things lead to great ones—in the end, we are made up of countless tiny particles. With all the humor and jokes aside, I would love to spend some great time together without overthinking all the big things. Say good morning and then goodnight. Think about holding hands and share a bit of curiosity about what sits inside your head. I know I’m not everyone’s cup of tea—I’m quite a peculiar creature in the end—but I’m sure there is at least one strange fella looking at the screen who can be an odd goofball with me.

Here's photo of me! I hope to hear from you!