Hey London cuties!

I'm a curvy American woman who'll be in town next week. Staying in Shoreditch (my fave) and hanging with a friend who'll also be in town but looking to have some extracurricular fun when I can. I've done this many times (check my post history).

I'm not strictly looking for sex here (although, I mean, I know where I am and sex is fun when you vibe). My schedule is random in general so up for everything from coffee to drinks (I don't drink though so a mocktail for me) to a meal to a walk (and then who knows what else). Or we could get married so I can finally escape my garbage country for good. Haha just kidding. Unless?

Me: Mid-30s, plus size/curvy (5'4 & 195 (88kg) / US size 14-16), tattoos, nose ring, short chin-length brunette hair, big glasses, usually wearing black. Think slightly alt plant lady queer librarian vibes. Professional and successful in my "real" life, come with plenty of sarcasm and self deprecation plus a general ennui about life that tends to make me spend too much money booking flights (again, check my post history). Also, I've lost a lot of weight in the past yearish, which is only relevant because my body looks like a body that has lost a lot of weight. If that's a turn off, no hard feelings, but keep it moving! (Also I'm vaccinated and DDF and you should be too.)

You: 20s through early 40s. No hard passes to short kings or dad bods, although I think strength is attractive so folks who are generally active tend to make me melt (but don't take that to mean I need you to be, like, ripped). Ultimately, it's faces that I'm most attracted to. Beyond that, you should also be able to hold a conversation, be vaccinated, and have good hygiene. Lastly, you should definitely be into women with body types like mine. I'm not interested in anyone who'll "settle" for me, you know? Please also be SINGLE (cheaters, I can always tell if you're lying). NOT interested if you're ENM and have a spouse or primary partner.

If you want a response, chat (don't DM) me: Your age, some info about who you are, what in my post appealed to you, and a photo (doesn't have to include your face if you're not comfortable although of course I'd love to see it). Also tell me your favorite restaurant or thing to do in London so I know you read this whole thing.

I won't reply to: Messages without photos, overly vulgar messages, messages with poor spelling/grammar, or messages with no effort put into them. How am I supposed to know if I want to spend time with you if you're giving me nothing to go off of?

Thanks for reading, can't wait to meet you!

xo

PS — Not interested in online only chats, don't even try.