Keep track of your answers, and at the end you can check your results!

1. What kind of girl are you looking for?

A. Nerd/geek.

B. Comedian.

C. Slutty little minx.

D. Gamer girl.

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1. What’s your favorite position?

A. Doggy.

B. Cowgirl.

C. That one where I hold her in the air for like 25 seconds and thrust until I get tired, and then try to awkwardly put her down without making it clear she was too fat to hold aloft any longer.

D. Missionary.

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1. What’s your favorite film franchise?

A. Marvel Cinematic Universe.

B. Lord of the Rings.

C. Star Wars but like- only the originals and the memes of the prequels. You know what, fuck the teddy bears too, just 4/5.

D. Godfather, I’m a cinephile.

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1. Which game series had the best game?

A. God of War.

B. The Last of Us but fuck the last of us 2, because there was a trans, and lesbinims, and they’ve killed my poor Joelsies. Also the tv show SUCKS because there was a gay episode. But I love the last of us. I do.

C. Horizon. Fuck Ted Faro.

D. Baldur’s Gate. I also love D&D.

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1. What’s your favorite part of a woman to touch?

A. Her breasts.

B. Her ass.

C. Her hands.

D. I’ve never touched a woman in my life, what does the female boob feel like?

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1. How much do you make?

A. One million a year.

B. Ten million a year.

C. A normal amount of money.

D. Make? In this economy? I make Easy Mac for dinner most nights.

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1. If you like your coffee the way you like your women, how do you like your coffee?

A. Tall, lots of milk, and very sweet.

B. Black. With my penis dipped in.

C. Very strong. And very hot.

D. Women and coffee are different things. To compare them is sexist. But I do like coffee more than women.

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1. What are your thoughts on trans women?

A. They’re women. And if they’re pre-op they have a fun little clit to play with.

B. They’re men, and I’m tired of society telling me to feel differently, like they did before about the females, the minorities, and the gays.

C. They’re women, I just have a preference for vaginas, so only post op trans women.

D. Trans women? Like… girls into transformers? That’s cool I guess. The only one I can think of is Arcee.

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1. Are you into kink?

A. Yeah, I’ve tried spanking a few times.

B. I have looked up my kink list and used to have a fetlife. I like kink but it’s not the most important thing.

C. I’m a mod on the Guro subreddit, and I’m subscribed to braindrain too.

D. I don’t even get out of bed if there aren’t at least tentacles and a few pieces of chastity.

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1. What will you do after reading this?

A. Message the cute girl who wrote it and tell her what I liked and what my answers were.

B. Click down and move on, she’s a trans.

C. Huff air through my nose and move on with my life.

D. Start planning how to court and propose to what is clearly the girl of my dreams.

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RESULTS

If you answered mostly A’s, you should probably reach out.

If you answered mostly B’s, you should probably reach out. But we should go over a couple of things that make me unsure, because there are definitely some red flags there.

If you answered mostly C’s, you should probably reach out.

If you answered mostly D’s, get fucked. Nah, still reach out, I’m sure you’re fine.

If you answered mostly E’s you probably took the wrong quiz.

I’m Jess, and I hope to hear from ya! ✌🏻🥰

Edit: How in the world is this post in the negatives? What is wrong with y’all? I’m somehow at under 0, this is insane and I spent way too long writing this to be sent to oblivion for no reason. I’ve seen some stupid shit make it to the top of this sub and it’s frustrating spending effort writing when a one line half assed blurb gets more positive feedback than a well thought out post. Some people on this sub need to take a good hard look at themselves in the mirror. You’re literally making the sub worse. My thanks to those of you who are friendly and kind.