About Me

21M. 6'2, pale, thin, blue eyes, longish hair, glasses. Been described as a vampire librarian, but that's not possible because I can't read. Part Italian. A lot of women really like my voice. I'm based in South Wales. I've been travelling my whole life for work, education, family, volunteering and fun, so if you're in the UK and want to meet, it's more than possible!

I'm an editor and writer, as well as uni student. Summer holiday is about to start, and the editing is work from home choosing my own hours, so I'm about to have a lot of time I can spend as I please. Perhaps on you ;)

I love history, conspiracies, stories, writing poetry (especially short joke poems), memes, unhinged chats and roleplay.

And cooking, though I'm looking to get better at it. I can make a decent homemade pizza, spaghetti bolognaise, roasts and full english breakfast. Being able to buy ingredients and put them together like this is amazing.

Shows I love include Better Call Saul, Dungeon Meshi and Scavengers Reign. Games I love include Rimworld, Minecraft (specifically with friends!) and Crusader Kings 3.

Spicy Burger

There's an amazing spicy fried chicken burger place near where I live. I'm going to bring my friends there. If you like spicy food, I could bring you there another time. Heads up: I mean spicy.

Relationship or FWB

Looking for a woman who's nerdy, clever, fun and funny. Emphasis on nerdy. I have a preference for introverted girls, and am introverted. People who spend a lot of time thinking are often really interesting to talk to and learn about. Must be at least 19 years old. I'm happy to date women older than me, so if you're older and think you don't have a chance - yes you do, shoot your shot!

I want us both to have a lot of fun chatting back and forth. I'm greedy: I want more than sex. I want dinner dates, chilling out watching movies and shows, playing games together, deep talks, horny talks, funny talks, dumb talks, silly talks, spending nights together, going out together to different places, cuddling and other intimacy, adventures, trying eachother's hobbies, and more, all with one person.

If you're into anything weird, whether nsfw or sfw, tell me! I might be interested in trying it out. Even if I'm not interested in it myself, I'll probably just find you more interesting because of it.

Tell me about yourself! If you're struggling to think of things, tell me three of your favourite shows, your favourite colour and what animal you'd like to be if you had to be turned into one - and why! Obviously, also say whether you're looking for a relationship or to be fwbs! From what I understand, a relationship means romance and exclusivity (long-term, this is what I want), whereas a fwb lacks either of those.

The keys to my heart are food and intimacy. Intimacy includes sex, but also hugs, and other touching. I can be trusted near your fridge, please let me near it.

Send me intrusive thoughts, quotes, confessions, unhinged statements, stories and memes!

Do it! I find it really fun! Obviously everything stays confidential, but don't give any identifying information. My faith in humanity? Reduce it to atoms!