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38 [M4F] Denver/Online: My back is broken, my dick is not... yet
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ASongOfSpiceAndIre is a male age 38 looking for a female
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Ow.

An unfortunate incident during some international travel has me effectively bedridden for the next few weeks. After an agonizing ordeal to get home, I'm now lying here, bored as all hell. Options for entertainment or distraction are limited, except for that one toy I happen to always keep with me...

While there's no shortage of porn out there, the thing that has always really got me going is other people's sexy stories, be it fantasies they can't stop thinking about, pride at managing to successfully gobble that huge new dick, that amazing orgasm they managed to give themselves recently, anything that gets them excited, really. That realness, authenticity, and excitement is sexier than any porn could ever hope to be.

So that's the deal: I need to get off, to distract me from the pain I'm in, and I want to do that by hearing about what's been getting you off. Be a good Samaritan, and share your filthy thoughts with a poor stranger, won't you?

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a male
Age
38
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a female
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4 months ago