Ok, I get it. I’m trans. Yuck, right? So gross. “You’ll always be a man!” My tits say otherwise, but feel free to have your little transphobe victory. I’m not even talking to you, so feel free to cruelly hit the down button and laugh that you showed a stupid little trans girl how no one likes her.

Now, for the rest of you out there, let me paint a picture. My body is incredibly feminine. I straight up get looks and compliments in public all the time. My tits are still growing, but I measured them yesterday at 36 C/D. My hips are starting to become baby balancing bars. And my ass was always big enough to jiggle as I bounce it.

I’m friendly. I’m on the submissive side of the bdsm spectrum. I know, I know, women can’t be funny, and yet… shockingly… I am? Tricky point for the sexist transphobes here, am I still a man and thus- funny, or can you see me as a woman simply because you want me to stop making jokes and nerdy comments?

I love marvel and DC. LOTR. Baldur’s Gate 3? I fucked nine of the characters so far and Withers is next on my list. I just finished watching Fallout. And yes, I ship The Ghoul and Dogmeat. Also- Why is every dog in fallout named either Dogmeat or Rex?

I don’t quite see what’s so bad about info dumping on your favorite anime or discussing the difference in Tony’s mark 3 and mark 12 armor while your adorable girlfriend throats you. But some people just can’t get over the fact that at one point, a long time ago, I was under the impression I’m a man.

It’s 2024, stud.

It doesn’t have to be a fetish, or make you queer or anything. Trans girls are awesome! Also depressed little horny fuckdolls, but this ain’t dirtyr4r so we’ll leave it there. If you’re a guy, and into girls, I’m here! And I’m super down to get to know you. Please send more than a one line sentence, you wouldn’t believe how boring the 53rd “so how are you today?” can be.

For those that made it this far, there’s a pic of my tits on my profile. Go have a look. I think you’ll enjoy. Ciao!

Edit: the fact that I’ve gotten 40 messages but my post is at -2 karma is just gross. Some of y’all should be ashamed of yourself.

Edit 2: Since I edited I’ve gotten a lot of messages and a lot of kind words. Thank you all so much for being lovely and telling the idiots to stfu. It honestly has made my day. You’re all amazing!