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35 [M4F] Minnesota — It’s election day! I’m running to be your boyfriend
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It's election night across the US, and we are left with a choice between liberal or conservative, good or bad, single or in a relationship. I am running to be your next democratically elected boyfriend.
As everyone knows, who we vote for is all about appearances the issues.
Here is where I stand on the key issues facing our society today:
The environment - Personal hygiene is important.
Climate change - We'll have great chemistry. Let's heat this place up.
Surveillance - Don't be creepy, people.
Eminent domain - You'll never take away my man cave.
Gun violence - It's got to be stopped. I've been shot through the heart, and you're to blame.
Nuclear energy - Just don't pronounce it 'nukular', and we'll be good.
National language - Absolutely. All the people whose first language is sarcasm should learn English immediately, if they're going to be allowed to stay here.
Mandatory minimums - No. Short people are attractive too.
Don't forget to vote.
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