This post is a mix of text and audio. for those who want to skip the audio and cut to the chase, here is a brief description of myself and what I am looking for:

you - between 23-40 (no exceptions) - excellent communicator, great listener, can banter, and knows how to converse where it is effortless for you - can verify yourself at some point - are single

me - chaotic-good, honest and direct, starved of meaningful conversation. will make you laugh, a guarantee. will play the ocarina during conversation at appropriate moments that ensures an even bigger laugh.

Buzzwords about me: Travel, anecdotes, skateboarding, bowling, Aquarius, Seinfeld, gaming, ocarina, vaporwave, crystals, tarot, Australia, psychology, reiki, poker, cat tax, football, tangents, the Beatles, New Zealand, podcasting

Now here is the audio part of this post.

Let’s start with the longest audio first and work down to the shortest audio

Audio 1 - 50 minutes - Basically a podcast where i go in depth about myself while also bringing in entertainment of the ocarina and funny remarks along the way https://vocaroo.com/14QQRP2IxHyd

Audio 2 - 10 minutes - summarizing what I can about me in 10 decent minutes with jokes along the way still https://vocaroo.com/1mj7BelmuY79

Audio 3 - less than 4 minutes - quicker summary, more buzzwords https://vocaroo.com/14fZcoLUTiyd

Audio 4 - 2 minutes of audio - speeding through buzzwords and still going for laughs https://vocaroo.com/1fOAkP0B9ne3

Audio 5 - 1 minute - seriously how can i fit everything about me in this one?! https://vocaroo.com/1dvENd6T2gqv

Audio 6 - 30 second audio - literally an audio of my voice, maybe its funny at some point but the longer audios are cooler https://vocaroo.com/1c00YGUhIx6V

Audio 7 - 3 seconds https://vocaroo.com/1keEOoEHGZx0

Feel free to listen to one of these or none of them at all. I love to talk about a lot of things, I believe I’m the opposite of a dull person. I feel the audios can encapsulate what “I’m about” and maybe what a conversation can look like with me. I thought it would be a fun project for me to just make a bunch of audios and let people choose what to listen to.

I am open to platonic connections that stay that way, and platonic connections that can turn into something beyond that romantically. however for the latter I’d like to establish a great foundation first that includes deep conversation, banter, general rapport, and memes.

If any of this interests you feel free to send a message/chat. Please include in your message your age, timezone/location, second favorite color (to prove you read the post), and a decent effortful message. I won’t reply to low effort messages.

bonus points go to voice notes, accents other than my own, people from other countries than my own, Australians and Kiwis (i have lived in both countries).

P.S. I literally had so much fun creating these audios and I am amused this post comes off as a meme post in some ways, but to be honest I thought it was an interesting idea to include different audio lengths.