It’s about as likely as you think, unless you’re way overconfident.

Hi. I’m an AFAB nonbinary person looking for a long-term, monogamous romantic partner. I am autistic, demisexual, childfree, and very tired in general. I have two cats and one demon shaped like a cat. She’s pretty cute, so it’s fine. I am 5’4” and look like this

I currently have a lot of free time. When I’m not using that time to be stressed out, i like to keep houseplants (especially succulents). I have far too many of them, honestly. I also enjoy watching animated shows and movies, though some live-action stuff does sneak in from time to time. I love Crazy Ex-girlfriend, for example. I also like listening to overly long YouTube video essays while I’m doing chores.

I also like reading, and do so as often as I have the attention span for it. I mostly enjoy graphic novels and non-superhero comics (Invincible is cool though). I keep up with Chainsaw Man and K6BD. The Summer Hikaru Died is on my reading list when I get the chance. Novel-wise, I love the Locked Tomb series. I tend to stick to the fantasy genre, but I’ll branch out into anything I’ve heard is disturbing.

I exercise regularly, but I’m not a gym rat. Gyms are intimidating and have people in them. I make healthy-ish food and try to stick to a good diet. I try new anxiety medications with terrible results. I’ve been putting a lot of time into trying to improve my life in general lately. Most of it kind of sucks, but maybe someday this won’t? Maybe a big, burly, bearded guy with a kind heart and good sense of humor and self-confidence will walk out of my screen and into my heart?? Who does not want kids??? And understands me???? And wants to give me a hug?????

It’s a pipe dream, but I guess it’s my pipe dream. I’ve always been a stubborn, self-destructive romantic.

Some prerequisites: - male - age range 24-30 - living within the US, the closer to VA the better - looking for a long-term monogamous relationship - prepared to take things slowly - childfree (no children, absolutely no desire to have children ever in any form) - good direct communication skills - nonsmoking, not a drug user - will not pick on or make fun of me

Give me a proper introduction if you message me. Include your age, location, and some details about your personality and hobbies. Suppose a photo wouldn’t hurt. I don’t answer the “hey” and “hi” guys.