I never in a million years would've thought I'd still be single at 29. Dating should not be this difficult!

But, due to burying my head into work and closing myself off this is where I am 😂

About me:

- Physical: 5'9, Black, long locs. Someone on Reddit once told me I have "perfect movie star teeth" 😂, slight curves :) not a BBW, so if that's your thing I'm not the one!

- I have a full time job & a part time job. Please do not ask me about work. That's all tf I do. I know it's normal to come up in conversation, but jeez not today (maybe next week LOL). There are so many other things to get to know about one another.

- I'm very direct. My bullshit radar is always calibrated to a T.

- My personality type is ISTJ-T. If you don't know what this is please Google it. It will save us both a headache.

- I can come off as uptight and rigid, but I promise I have a fun personality. I'm extremely hilarious! I get told this ALL the time. Granted it's usually dry/deadpan/sarcastic humor, but it's always in the spirit of fun and I would never try to hurt someone's feelings on purpose! 🤎

- EST time zone. If you're 900 hours ahead of me, please don't bother.

- TV wise: Poker Face, Nathan For You, Reno 911, TCAP (reruns LOL), That Chapter on YT, Law & Order: SVU, Monk, Psych, Scrubs, Only Murders in the Building (season 3 doesn't exist to me LOL), the First 48, Snapped.

- Anime and gaming are not my thing. I swear I read either one or the other in almost every post. but nope, not into them.

- I'm open to NSFW conversations, but that's not the point of my post. If it happens, I would rather it just happen naturally after the conversation starts to flow. I chose not to post on the dirty sub because they are animals.

- Please be willing to share a face pic early on. If you're shy or not willing to reveal who you are, please do not message me.

You:

- IF YOU ARE BELOW THE AGE OF 28 OR OVER 45 DO NOT MESSAGE ME. DO NOT.

- Hetereosexual. If you're curious, questioning, experimenting...that is not a turn on for me, so please don't message me. We all have our preferences and that's not one of mine.

- Truly single with no kids. I'm not tied to anyone or anything, so I hope you aren't either. I generally don't care to befriend parents because they always wanna bring up their kids and I just do not care. I'm not opposed to kids, but I don't have any right now and don't wanna talk about anyone else's.

- I would prefer someone on the East Coast, but I can be flexible

- All the bonus and brownie points in the world if you can help me become fluent in Spanish. Or at least help me with my grammar LOL, all I know is a bunch of vocabulary. (Not the Spanish they speak in Spain!)

- INTJ preferred

- Even more bonus points if you have a cat. I'm not a dog person, they're way too high energy and high maintenance. Outdoor animals just give me the ick lol.