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56 [M4F] Ontario, looking for love, and I have Mathematical Proof that you should reply to this post.
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BillyBuddha is a male age 56 looking for a female
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Whereas, in Einstein's e=mc2 'energy equals mass times the speed of light squared', he proves that energy and mass are interchangeable, we can apply the same equation to posting/replying on reddit simply by replacing the terms, arriving at 'expectations equal misery times the speed of reply squared', thereby proving that, on reddit, expectations and misery are interchangeable. Sad, but true.

Let's see if we can find a more positive equation by further replacing a few more terms and variables. Therefore, if e is excitement, m is message, c is chances taken, a is anticipation, h is hope, and r is right now, we get

E=mcrahmem

Wait a minute....that's flawed.... lemme try again....

E=mcmehram

Still not right...... dang..... once more....

E=mchammer

That's it!! Excitement equals message x chances taken x hope x anticipation x message squared x excitement x right now!!! Thereby proving that excitement and taking a chance and sending a message(chat) right now and experiencing the joys of hope and anticipation, are interchangeable! Therefore.....you know what needs to be done 😀

Next time, I'll prove that Donald Trump Junior and his wife Kimberly Guilfoyle ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME PERSON!!!!

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