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God fucking damnit man. I keep writing fucking Harry Potter length ass posts.
Ok. Lets do this. Small.
Hi. I'm Pie. 6'1. Single. No kids. I like kids. They're tiny humans who are out of pocket. None wanted. Creampies are only on the table cause they're fucking hot. I bathe regularly. I read and write a fuck ton. I am very much someone that enjoys and cherishes their alone time. Travel is in my future, and I'm very much someone that exits their comfort zone regularly.
I am here with a simple goal. I want to find 1 human woman. Of the curvy variety. Squish. Yum. Get over here. TO love on. Cuddle. Snuggle. Throw over my shoulder ( I am strong) and carry off into the sunset. A dramatic over simplification but. Apt.
People go hog wild about distance, so at least be on this half of the planet. The closer to central Florida you are the better.
If you're replying.
You're single.
Over 4'11
Over 21.
And you bathe.
Thats like. Bare minimum I mean. Without this becoming a novel. This is already looking kind of long.
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