Coming soon - Get a detailed view of why an account is flagged as spam!
view details

This post has been de-listed

It is no longer included in search results and normal feeds (front page, hot posts, subreddit posts, etc). It remains visible only via the author's post history.

0
31 [M4F] Florida Looking for a long term partner. The longest term. But not like. Super intensely.
Post Flair (click to view more posts with a particular flair)
Author Summary
PiePatrolX is a male age 31 looking for a female in Florida
Post Body

I have like. Ten notebooks. Internet files. Websites. Filled with lists. And. I'm going to get a notebook Or binder. Or. Something. Or a binder with a notebook. Or a briefcase? A pouch. And I am gonna consolidate all my lists into one God TIer GIGA list. And. You're gonna join me. I mean. Hypothetically speaking. Or not. I'm gonna do the stuff on the list regardless. But on my list are things like " massage a woman"

I can't really... do that alone. So that sucks. Until cloning technology gets way way better. But then that would be... fucking.. Morally dubious, which I'm normally somewhat ok with. But also not really? Anyway.

Food to try. Music to listen to. Music to listen to in certain ways. Things to learn and I mean I don't just make lists. That'd be lame. I have knocked off quite a few things from my smaller notebook lists.

My dream is to find a woman I don't fucking hate to make a list with. I mean. It's far more involved than that. But. Essentially what I come here for.

I don't think I'll be writing more posts for a bit. So I'm gonna just either keep this one up or keep refreshing it.

Ideally you're in central florida, close by, or at LEAST on this half of the planet.

Oh. Some things about me.

I'm 6'1. Single. No kids. None wanted. Creampieing is strictly because its super hot. Hypothetically. I don't do drugs, I don't really plan on doing drugs, unless they're immortality drugs. Or like Drugs where I can get powers of some kind? With no weird side effects. I don't want a glowing yellow dick. That would distract me till I die of starvation. So no thanks. No smoking. But my friend had a good idea. When we are super old and feel like we might be croaking soon. We will just do all the drugs. See which ones turn us from wrinkly no dicks to apex predators choking out bears and shit. Get the old dementia brain a quick overdose or whatever.

I'm not gonna describe my ideal person. In fact I'm gonna delete all my posts where I do that after I hit post. Y'all take that shit as like the gospel truth that you already won. And it is so fucking weird I can't stand it. Introduce yourselves. Have something to say. Don't be so fucking weird about sending a picture. Always so fucking weird.

Author
User Disabled
Account Strength
0%
Disabled 7 months ago
Account Age
1 year
Verified Email
No
Verified Flair
No
Total Karma
90
Link Karma
51
Comment Karma
39
Profile updated: 1 day ago
Posts updated: 8 months ago

Subreddit

Post Details

Location
They Are
a male
Age
31
Looking For
a female
We try to extract some basic information from the post title. This is not always successful or accurate, please use your best judgement and compare these values to the post title and body for confirmation.
Posted
9 months ago