Just like it says on the tin, I'm hoping to meet a smart and snarky woman who is looking for a boner donor. If you enjoy a penis while having sexual intercourse, and are into straight Black men, then great. Consider sexual intercourse with me.
Why choose me aside from having a penis?
I am married and vetted; someone chose this dick for all eternity. But, if you act now, you get the rest of me for a limited time.
I am witty and snarky as fuck. I have always been too smart for my own good. Ask me about the Roman empire and learn all about that rascal Publius Clodius Pulcher.
I have had a vasectomy, so if you cannot use birth control, I am a pretty safely solid ride if your favored method fails.
I don't have high expectations here. I am otherwise a regular professional with a professional job. No one would ever clock me as kinky. I work out but also enjoy pizza if you catch my drift. My marriage is open, and I have no children. I am mostly looking for a subby friends with benefits, and a strong emphasis on friendship. Really.
Even when my dick loses its novelty, hopefully our inside jokes never will!
Come say hi. Being funny is highly encouraged. We all risk rejection/ in the hope of connection. I'm up for that risk if you are.
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