Good morning amigos!

I know looking for someone on Reddit to date is always gonna be a bit of a slim chance, but I still have high hopes and I have too many wedding invites this year to give up looking for my special wedding date (starting to sound like That movie Mike and Dave need wedding dates). Jokes aside, I fully do have a shit tone of weddings this year to go to, but I am looking for someone genuine I can take out on real nice dates as well as be lazy and have movie days with. If we meet up and and there’s no romantic connection, I’m still happy to stay in touch and hang as friends. Everyone needs friends.

Look wise: I’m 6foot1, rugby build, brown eyes and brown hair, short beard and I have a stretched ear and lots of tattoos. If you wanna add a selfie in your message I’m happy to send a selfie too to prove I ain’t a 70 year old midget.

Here’s a list of pros and cons with dating me.

Pros: - I’m a trained chef and practice loads of different types of food each week so you’ll never starve - I’m a huge dad joke lover and find anything funny so you’ll feel like you’re hilarious - I never order a bad drink while out - I can make majority of cocktails - Will happily have a duet shower concert with you - I love random, spontaneous days out - I have a list of funky and cool looking bars and restaurants I’ve noted over the year I can take you too

Cons: - It will take me probably a good few months to finish a book, so please don’t ask me to read a book - I kind of have a temper when it comes to injustice. e.g. if I see a douchebag doing what a douchebag does to someone who is obviously weaker than them I'm inclined to step in or i'll be thinking about wishing I had stepped in and just kind fume for a while. - My shower concerts are fun but I sound like a rusty frog - If I’m playing music, I will constantly change my mind on which genre I’m listening to - Will say I’m up for watching movies all night then probably fall asleep after the 2nd movie

Ideally I’d like you to be younger than me, but if you are older and think we’ll connect well, then still message me and if I like you then let’s go!☺️ I don’t mind where you live, if you live close to London then that would be great! But even if you’re outside London or wherever in the Uk I’m all good with travelling.

Send me a message if you think we’d be a good match and a little about yourself. Bonus points if you include a selfie with your message too, you’ll get one back straight away.

Adios ✌️