"I am on a quest to find a girl that:

- Doesn't think a gym selfie is a substitute for a personality

- Understands that the true art of conversation doesn't involve an excessive use of emojis

- Won't ghost me faster than a paranormal investigator in a haunted house.

- Appreciates that I'm a rare species – a guy who actually enjoys cleaning and isn't afraid of a vacuum cleaner.

- Can tolerate my questionable dance moves, especially the ones that resemble a mix between a penguin waddle and interpretive dance

.- Understands that my culinary skills extend beyond the realm of ordering pizza and mastering the art of instant noodles.

- Won't judge my extensive collection of superhero action figures; they're just misunderstood plastic heroes.

- Appreciates my attempts at humor, even the dad jokes that could make a grandpa cringe.

- Realizes that my occasional 'gym' sessions may include more time spent contemplating the meaning of life on the elliptical than actual workouts.

-Understands that I can't fix everything with duct tape, but I'm willing to try.

- Can overlook my confusing sock collection – life's too short to match socks.

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In short, I am looking for a girl who appreciates the quirks and imperfections that make us human, and can laugh along with the awkward moments that come with trying to find love on the internet."

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"I am ready to embrace a girl who:

- Can miraculously spend three hours in the bathroom and emerge looking like a goddess, leaving me in awe of the mystic rituals that occur behind that closed door.

- Understands that when you say, 'I'm fine,' it might be a riddle wrapped in an enigma, and I'm prepared to play the guessing game with the stakes of 'Happy Wife, Happy Life.'

- Has a talent for leaving a trail of hair accessories around the house, turning it into a contemporary art installation.

- Can effortlessly switch between topics faster than a Netflix binge, from weekend plans to the philosophical meaning behind a cat meme.

- Masters the art of multitasking, juggling a phone conversation, cooking dinner, and deciding what to wear for an event three weeks away—all at the same time.

- Navigates through an infinite sea of shoe options without ever finding 'the perfect pair.'

- Understands the delicate dance of 'What do you want to eat?' and 'I don't know, what do you want to eat?' with grace and humor.

- Possesses an uncanny ability to decipher emotions, even when they are expressed through the subtlest eyebrow raise or the most cryptic of sighs.

- Enjoys the occasional burst of spontaneity, whether it's a sudden road trip or deciding to rearrange the furniture at midnight.

-Can gracefully exit a store with bags full of items, reassuring me that it was all 'on sale.'

- Realizes that her impeccable sense of direction might be more of a GPS-guided intuition, and I'm more than willing to let her lead the way.

In essence, I am ready to welcome a girl who adds a touch of mystery, a dash of spontaneity, and a whole lot of laughter to this journey called life.

And for my part, as a Frenchman, I come with a side of cheese, a love for wine that's almost a cliché, and a baguette under my arm – because sometimes life is just better with a touch of French flair and a dash of humor. After all, who wouldn't want a partner who can bring both romance and a sense of humor to the table?" They are pics of me in my profil.

Hope to talk to you soon