NRE and crushes are a GO (because let's be real, NRE is one helluva drug) but we are hoping to find a FWB-esque relationship with emphasis on the F. Really, being a bunch of friends who are able to hang out and play video games together who also fuck is the goal. Even if we don't vibe sexually, a friendship is still on the table! Honestly, if this post vibes with you minus the sexual content, feel free to reach out! Always down to make more gaming friends both local and online. 🙂

About myself (the lady): I am hoping to find someone who is just as excited about me as I am excited about them. Matching someone's energy is crucial - if you're excited to talk to me, I'm excited to talk to you :3 I want us to be those losers with the matching anime pfps who uwus to each other. Let us be the physical embodiment of creepyasterisks but it's acceptable because we're attractive. To me, being able to make someone laugh is one of the most important parts in any relationship, romantic or otherwise. If we can make each other laugh over text on a regular basis, that's when you know you have something special. If you couldn't tell by the title, humour is VERY important to me. I want to be getting weird looks from nearby onlookers as I laugh not so silently to myself over some dumb joke the two of us share. I'm pretty into fitness and being healthy and try (keyword: try) to go to the gym 2-3 times per week. Other interests include skincare/nail polish/makeup, body modification (I have stretched ears and quite a few piercings and just finished my full sleeve!), laughing at my own jokes, trashy TV (Love is Blind and just about any dating show on Netflix are my guilty pleasures!), and great food. Tell me about your latest D&D character and give me your best character voice.

I will link my husband's post as well so you can get a feel for his personality in lieu of his "about me" section. I will never be as hilarious as this man. :')

Here is a picture of the two of us!. There are also some older pics on his post. Also, me channeling love bird energy.

On the friendship side, we are looking for someone who shares similar interests - namely video games. We spend the majority of our time at home playing games on either our computers or while cuddled up on the couch and there are so many games that would be better with a third person. Our game of choice currently is Path of Exile, but we have a long history of playing WoW, LoL, Diablo, and a handful of other ARPGs/RPGs. We have a pretty expansive library and are down to play just about anything! Between our Steam library and our consoles, we have enough games to play to last at least 2 lifetimes. Sexually, we are looking for someone who is into threesomes/group play. One on one stuff is also neat but ideally we want someone who is primarily interested in threesomes and hanging out playing video games. I am generally more of a sub/little but I LOVE going down on women. Hope you don't mind all my stuffed animals sizing you up when we're fucking. My husband is a sadist Dom and is arguably an amazing D-type (I might be biased, though). He is by far the kinkier one of the two of us so if you frequent BDSMcommunity, we got you covered. That said, every day doesn't need to be an all out kinkfest. We are drug and disease free and will provide recent STI screening results (and would like you to do the same!).

Communication and honesty are paramount to us and we value both highly in our relationships - I'm not about the whole "I'm gonna tell my partner I'm fine but I'm not really fine and I want them to ask about it" bullshit. If you're feeling some kind of way, let's talk about it like adults. No one's perfect and some conversations can be difficult, so if we need some kind of key word or phrase to alert the other we need to have A Conversation^TM , let's do that.

Ideally this would be something long term. Please be local - we have both tried LDRs and they are exhausting and not for us. Spending time together IRL is important! Men and couples need not message me as we are only looking for another woman. Looking forward to hearing from you! :)