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In a list of my favorite hobbies, yapping has gotta be at least in the top 5. Don't ask for the rest of that list though, because it'll reveal deeply strange (possibly upsetting) things about me.
Maybe I lied about the upsetting part.
Anyway, my name's Morgan (named after the Freeman himself, so the answer to that question has already been answered.) I live in the Midwest, and that's up for you to narrow down. If you've seen me and perceived me out in the wild, no you did not. Please forget immediately.
Current yapping thought on my mind: Why is it that every time I bathe my dog, it rains the next day? Without fail. Why? The gods see my effort, and they laugh.
I'm primarily looking for friends. Because buddy, there's gotta be a strong connection, and if you're looking for someone with romantic intent, I'm not your gal. I'm far too feral for that.
My potential red flags (MY in the sense of ME. These are red flags about ME for all ya'll who can't read ðŸ˜)
- Coffee hater
- Anime hater
- Hater
- Unrelenting cat allergy
- I suck (lol) the fun out of watching movies because I know I'll have to give an honest Letterboxd rating afterwards
- Loves to walk on inclement weather and always walkin' my dog while I'm at it
- Terribly unique music taste
- Making this post
Please only message me if you're 20 , since I'm already feeling ancient enough. Please only message me if you're under around 35, otherwise, it's just a lil weird and I don't think you'll be on board with my TikTok brain rot.
If you read this far, please don't tell anyone that I like big, bearded men, okay?
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