You need to only understand one thing about me. I am very very very straightforward. And the why is easy. Life is so fucking hard. People are so fucking Hard. everything is confusing. So I try not to be. For my sake. Only for my sake. I don't want confused people talking to me. It confuses me.

​

What do you mean why do I want to eat chicken? It's delicious. ANd I want to eat it with you because I find you pretty, interesting, and want to see what else? People add their own reasons to my reasons.

STOP. STO PSTOP STO PSTOPSTOP.

I gave you my reasons. I promise you, if I don't like you, not only do you see it, you feel it. You taste it. You hear it. I don't hide anything. Again. For me. For me for me for me. People always ascribing me with extra shit. I make life easy for me. I work hard so people shut the fuck up. I care about people because I want them to care about me, and if they don't then it makes it easy to get rid of them, because I'm not out here trying to rip the moon from the sky for you and you're just treating me like some guy. No way. BIg wild.

​

I'm a lot. " in what way" this is literally what you people tell me. Am I supposed to take exit surveys? I mean I fucking do. Try to. Because this one has been making me laugh for a while. My sense of humor? How far I go for people. How I don't back down. How much I care. Pick one? All?

​

Its just. Heres how my mind works with this. I put all my cards on the table. All the relevant cards. There are more cards you know. Life is huge. Expansive. There's so many cards. You can't look at all the cards or wait. Let me not ascribe those limitations to your game, I just try and frontload the relevant ones.

​

I will like you if theres something to like, and if I do. I will treat you better than you've ever been treated. I have references for that. If I hate you. I will treat you with biblical levels of indifference to your existence. Again References. Can you pull up reference for your feats? I can.

​

Anyway. What I do like. Is. Integrity. A sense of humor. Look. If you need the best looking guy, go away. All I have is my funny and smarts. I mean. Some people think I'm cute, but. Whatever. Id link a picture but I'm not gonna waste the 20-30 seconds of my life figuring out sign ins and all that. So. I'm 6'1. My hygiene is good. I brush. I shower. I wash my hair. The amount of people I'vet met in my time have led me to realize mentioning this isa fucking mandatory thing. Y'all fucking stink. Wash YO SELF.

​

Hmmm. This part is contentious . I like thicc ladies. People read that and have quite literally flipped their lids. With stupid questions. Using their "thickness" as a replacement for a personality. BIG WILD.

Let me explain. I like big booties and boobies. Is it everything for me? If you can ask that after reading my post. Your brain may need more ridges. You get my eyes on you. I can close those. I can walk away. I can't walk away from a person of character. I don't let that kind of opportunity pass me by. Someone thats about something? Think. Really think about your life. Think about how many times you actually found someone like that. Not someone that goes to work every day. Work is easy. Work is necessary. Someone who pursues life. The things at the end of " I wish".

​

​

I spend a lot of time walking. I spend a lot of time active. If you can't walk down a block. If there's a store across the street and your first thought is to hop in the car. I'm gonna be sad. Not like " DEAL BREAKER!!!" just like...

​

You really don't walk?

​

=/

​

​

Oh. I'm in central florida. The closer you are the more interested I am.

​

I mean if you're in europe, I mean. FUCK. Go ahead and do it you... Sally smearer. I'm just tired of collecting euro ladies. Unless you're like wealthy and are coming to america sometime we will likely never see each other.

​

​