Hi. I'm Pie. Single. No kids. I bathe regularly. I lead with that part because my time online has shown that a lot of you are irredeemably nasty, and I'd hate to be confused for one of those types.

You'll find me to be annoyingly direct in my speech and desires. I don't beat around any bushes, I mean unless you posses one around your genitals. That's about it.

I come today with a singular and easy to understand goal.

I want to find one woman that is single to get to know. Spend time with. Learn to care about and befriend. If it's not based on friendship I don't want whatever it is. Friend with benefits? Without friendship? Pass. Dating? Without friendship? Pass. Professional partners? Without friendship? Pass.

I don't think people take that part seriously enough. I am determined to stand by my beliefs and convictions, because I have so precious few of them, so when I do have some I toe the line no matter what.

I always hesitate to say anything about my type of women, because somehow. Someway. Y'all read that and think you're clear and free. That you don't have to have goals, a personality or make any kind of effort and I simply do not fuck with that. So I don't think I will today.

I will say this, if you're under 20 I'm not interested. I prefer someone that has put themselves into the field of life and has had their beliefs and opinions challenged from it. Someone that has been forged.

Anyway. I'm 6'1. I think I mentioned the no kids thing. I read far too much. I love to nap. I love potatoes. I walk an obnoxious amount. And I generally like to be active. I'm not a. Uh ...indoor person. I'm not an outdoor person. I simply do what moves me in whatever moment. I'm non religious. And normally this comes with a " I don't care if you are" addendum but I have found that just because you accept them doesn't mean they will accept you. And I don't fuck with that hypocrisy one bit.

I don't smoke, drink or do drugs, and the only one I toe the line on at 0 use is smoking. Everything else. Eh. Whatever. In moderation. I don't need an alcoholic or some loser dependant on drugs.