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31 [M4F] Florida/ Online I have an 8 piece bucket of respect and adoration for you to lick your fingers on..? Hmm. That works.
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PiePatrolX is a male age 31 looking for a female in Florida
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I just had a brain dead epiphany.

The reason It's so hard for me to find anyone here is because most people seem to be able to tell I abso fucking lutely do not want a relationship. But. I mean. I never hide that? So. It feels dumb? What I want is better. I don't see any value in just leaping into some deep romance just because I find you pretty or you got a big ole booty or whatever. I can never get my friends to understand that. It's frustrating. I want to find someone I actually like. Someone with goals, dreams, ambition, their own hobbies, just like I do. Boring people scare me. Like. How you live in this huge world. With...movies. And T.V. And imagination. And. Books. and. How you bored? Go away.

Music?

Art?

Bored?

What?

Anyway. I wanted to write something more but I just am not feeling it today. It all started when I bought an 8 piece bucket of chicken. But. That's a story for the inbox.

Ideally you're a florida local, but reality dictates the ones that will be most interested in me are at a minimum 1,000 miles away.

" I visit my Step grandma 2 times a decade"

YOU DONT COUNT. =(

Oh

Hobbies.

All. Except like. Horror and gore related things. Hmmm. Reptiles I also don't like. If you're a snake girl you're like my natural enemy. Reptile girl. Whatever. Same shit.

If you've ever let a dog hump you till it came, You need to leave.

It just came to me.

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