Hi. I'm a single male. I'm called Pie here. Pie like the dessert. Depending on the site people usually think it means " creampie". I made this when I was 12. So. No. I mean hey. I'm an adult now, and I ain't gonna lie, creampieing sounds DOPE, as long as it doesn't result in kids. Which I don't have. I'm 6'1. I got a fro. A baby fro. I'm big and look like I can yeet kids, and today I actually tested that. I can. No kids were harmed. I mean. Although one kept throwing themselves at a wall? But I couldn't stop that.

I'm in Florida as of now. I've been to other places and I plan on traveling the world. It's a finance thing. Only. Well. Mostly. I have goals and things I want to set up while I'm doing the traveling.

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I read so much more than I probably should. I walk a fucking ton too. I write a bunch. I don't do anything half ass, I put my whole ass into everything.

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I am determined, curious, and reliable. The first two benefit me immensely. The last one I reserve for people I like, or things I'm responsible for. Like work and pets. Of which I have none. If I don't like you, I'm as reliable as a drop of water in the desert .

If I do. well. The Sun rising is a good comparison. I guess.

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My ideal woman to find is single. SIngle as in. If I look high. And low there's not a single person that is fucking you, wants to fuck you, or has fucked you. If you wish to change that, you lose access to me. Immediately. I'm a very immediate person. Cause I frontload the respect. It's put. At the front. the reasons. At the front. THere is no confusion when dealing with me, when it comes to like. Interpersonal shit. Like my identity. Details. Sure? I have people that have known me all my life still get confused by me. But where I stand? Never. You can never be confused. I am very vocal with my pleasure and displeasure. And if I'm not? It's because I haven't made up my mind yet.

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Lets see. Single. Bathes. is over 20. Isn't a bigot. racist. Phobe. That's like. My starting point.

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When you message me. Please introduce yourselves. Who are you? I promise. I swear. I don't know. So just coming out of the blue will confuse me. As soon as I hit post I will forgot I wrote this. And try to write another one and then get confused. Include a picture of yourself. If you're the type to get blocked after sending pictures, rejoice, I don't do that. That's actually insane.