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31 [M4F] Florida/ Online Come eat breakfast with me!
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PiePatrolX is a male age 31 looking for a female in Florida
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Shit. I keep writing crazy long and intense posts. To be fair, y'all really got me fucked up this week with the bullshit. But before I accidentally start monologuing about friendship and sacrifice I'll just.... Throw some stuff down and make breakfast.

I'm silly. Sure. Ok. But also so serious. I do not exist to maintain the peace. Especially if it's built on my suffering. Pass. I will blow up. All the bridges and all the stuff. OOHHHH SEE SEE HOW

Ok. Whew. Caught myself. Anyway. I like naps, potatoes and thicc ladies. I used to say I should stop saying that because I get approached by the laziest bags of dog shit in the 4 cardinal directions. Thinking just showing up with some jiggle is enough.

Wild. Always wild. Maybe that will happen again today? I could use some cheap laughs.

Anyway. I'm here to find someone who I can build something fun with. Someone who I can share my chicken with. And it not be out of obligation or bullying.

I'm oh. I did my nap thing. But I mean. It bares repeating? 😅. I read a metric fuck ton. I also now collect an insane amount of books, however, it's still not enough to kill me immediately if it collapses and turn me into an adorable book ghost who accepts book offerings. So I don't have enough yet.

I write a lot. I walk a lot. It's ok to go on walks with me though, especially if you're my sweety. I just want to find a tree or a lake for us to snuggle on.

In theory.

Uh what else.

Nah. I think that's enough. I'm hungry.

Central Florida. Is where I'm at. If you are too. At least gimme a minute before you rock my world

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