I'm not exactly all there either. But I try.

I'm a tall pothead with a bit of an attitude and a whole lot of soul. We could make something special together.

I can cook, clean and I work too. Should just boyfriend me already I am already older than my parents were when they had me so I am looking for my girl. My forever. The one who doesn't think men are returnable like many seem to. Haven't had the best luck with loyalty and faithfulness. But you could change that.

I mean there really isn't much more to me. What you see is what you get and I think I am a pretty good man. Not too bad looking either and in decent shape. I have a sharp tongue that will eviscerate someone with ill intentions but say a million kind things to the good intentioned.

To do good feels good. That is what I live by.

Sometimes doing good means getting your hands dirty though and I keep what I love safe too.

I keep it simple and do that and always tell the truth.

So maybe I should smoke you out and call you beautiful. Test my luck and see if you'll let me touch you. Maybe even try to kiss you if I like you enough you never know but if I like you there will be no doubt at all.

I like to talk and I like to tell it how it is and laugh. Sometimes I do them all at once because the truth can be funny or something you don't want to hear or both at the same damn time really.

I have a way with words you will find and if you're mine you will feel like the most precious woman in the world because to me you simply would be and I won't let you go. No. Women are not returnable and neither is my heart.

But if you break it I will assume you are not responsible enough to have it and fix it up and leave. Save it for someone more careful.

I don't mind being single at all if being with someone makes me feel like shit so if you're abusive or manipulative or get your feelings hurt easily we won't work and I will not hold back in telling you what I really think of ya. I will see through it as I am related to a bunch of those types of people. I have had a lot of practice dealing with it and will not anymore.

Though I have broken the cycle and live a decent, if insignificant and simple life. You could add a lot to it.

Treat me kind though and you simply own my soul.

I can show you my face as well. I would like to see you so please send me a short intro (or long, I love a girl who texts a lot because so do I) and a picture. I will send one too. If you just say a couple words I will probably not respond unless you make it something interesting or funny. I just want to know who I am talking to and grow tired of 3 word or less replies. Gotta give me something to work with. I don't expect a giant essay like this though.

So welcome to my mind.

Care to stay a while and listen?

If not, the door is over there.

Take care.