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31 [M4F] Florida/ Online Looking for a new best friend!
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PiePatrolX is a male age 31 looking for a female in Florida
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I think. You guys are projecting. When you approach me.
" He's posting here, he probably has no friends too!"
" Oh man he posts a lot I bet he's super lonely"
Or some variation of some weak ass shit that just has never been applicable to me, even on my worst days.
Look. I I can't find the nicer way to say this shit so I usually just blast. And thats what I'll do today as well.
I have friends. I have people I care about immensely. I have people locally that I'm starting new friendships with. Going through the rise and fall of new friendship challenges all of that.
I don't come here because I'm a sad sack with no friends.
I come here to find a best friend. Not like " my best friend" and then I get hard peepee and we get married and whatever. Just like. Best friend.
The person I can trust above all others. Who I can confide in with my secrets. I mean. If I get secrets. Who I can hold down the fort. Or who knows me well enough when I'm going too far, or not far enough. That legendary bond that can forge destinies.
If any of this offended you, you're already out of the running, I really do feel like that doesn't need to be said, but judging by my inbox at times, nah. All the obvious stuff needs to be said.
If you don't have hobbies, or goals, or pursue your own personal growth. If you're bigoted. Or transphobic, or ..........a racist? yikes. Go away. Lmao.
I think people read that and think I'm like some dramatic activist or ally or something. I can't have people around me with such small and petty mindsets. Long term I will come in contact. I have come in contact with people of all identities. All backgrounds and creeds and whatever. I'm not gonna have the person standing by my side be dog shit. Oh. But for my person. Like. Me. It just seems so small and.. ugly. Ugly people ( inside) irk me. Level up. Dumb scum. Is what I like to say. I mean. I don't say that. At all. I'm just rambling for some reason. I have a game paused. I can do that. That would be more fun.
To be fair. I just got approached by someone and it just. Made my eyes glaze over and my skin itch.
" I have no hobbies or goals of my own"
Thats a lure? I mean. They're a woman. So I guess technically between that message and that fact I hit the jackpot. AmiRight?
Oh. Some details. I read a fucking lot. And I've actually been very fortunate to have the opportunity to collect a TON of new books this past month. Like. over 20. Easily. Would of been more but. I uh. I'm trying to pace myself. Poorly.
I write a lot.
I walk a lot. IF you can't walk short distances without getting tired. Yikes. Man. Maybe also avoid me.
I game. And when I have space I practice archery, knife throwing a bunch of shit. I'm very much a " try it" type of person. With most things.
I'm single. Not a sad single. A content single. So I never feel the need to settle for less. No kids. No pets. Although I do want a puppy. Down the line. I fucking hate cats. 100%. I hate your cat.
My ideal lady has similar values ( not same) would be cool if we had similar hobbies ( or a similar disposition to the world(try things) ) and is thicc
One goal I have set for myself. IS to learn .....Spanish. I have made. Progress. Am I going to be able to serenade a spicy latina mami? Hell no. Yet.
Then after that I'm gonna continue either my Japanese studying or another practical use language. I plan on taking a trip to japan eventually. A trip everywhere really. So I'm gonna do either two things. Or one thing.
Oh wow. This got entirely too long.
Whoops.

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