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31 [M4F] Florida/ Online Come eat chicken with me!
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PiePatrolX is a male age 31 looking for a female in Florida
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I just woke up. Like. 2 minutes ago really. I was having a wonderful dream. I was spending time with a thicc curvy goddess. We were....in a magic world I think? And I think it was like a school so I was exploring and then when it got too much I went back to her to nap.

Can't really remember. I do know I'm awake and sad. But not like a pathetic sad. More a horny sad. I'd do anything to have a thicc curvy goddess in my arms. I'd even share my chicken! And I hate sharing. And I HATE sharing my chicken.

Anyway. A nice full day ahead. Gonna work out. And walk. Cook a delicious breakfast. Although I might need some bread. Oh. I have some. Never mind. Then I have studying and writing later.

So. I'm Pie. No kids. I like naps, potatoes and well you know the last one. I spend a lot of my time reading. I see that now. I thought it was gaming but. Not the case, but I do that, occasionally. If it's not too corny , I would like to say I succeeded at my new years resolution last year with flying colors, and this year will be no different.

Every year, for as long as I can remember, my goal was to improve. Mentally. Physically. Emotionally. To challenge my beliefs. To challenge others. To grow in old skills and new. And I took that to new heights last year. For myself. Volunteering. Standing my ground against the ignorant. Never lying to myself, because that level of dishonesty never works. You can't improve if you're not willing to be aware of where you truly fail.

Anyway. I really should be putting this meat out to thaw. 😐. I guess for tomorrow now, it's too late for today's breakfast. Oh well.

Oh. Why I'm here. Look. I know it's fucking insane. But. What if we started as strangers? And if you're interested we talk, and get to know each other like. Day by day? Then. We become friends?! I know. I'm fucking insane, but hear me out. As friends we would have a slightly more elevated interaction level. Maybe even go on dates! If we want to, because you're single. And bathe regularly.

I didn't even mean to make this that long.

Anyway. Flirting. Talking. Frolicking. Cute dates at the lakefront. Holding hands.

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