I think I give people the ENTIRETY of the wrong impression about me. And because I do that it throws people off. But it also exposes. But first it throws them off.

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People think I'm nice. There's a whole slew of people out there that think I'm nice. And it is wild to me. Even people online?

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And let me change your mind in. One sentence.

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Who the fuck comes out of the gate talking shit to people they've never met?

Let me get to know you first before I fucking raw dog you emotionally? Physically? Spiritually?

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So fucking wild. I'm capable of epic roasts, the kind that Have made people cry pick up the phone and ask " how the hell are you so mean?" But those are earned responses. My default is to treat people how I want to be treated, you know, like that bullshit they taught us in kindergarten ( U.S.A?)

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A lot of y'all forgot that shit and it shows.

My disposition is more, stay away from me and I'll stay away from you, unless I'm seeking you out or you're seeking me out, with reason. A good one. You being bored? Get the fuck out of here? Get a hobby? Get a dog? Get a dildo and fuck yourself? Imagine approaching a whole ass person with a unique and vast identity and dreams and goals and hobbies.

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Because you're fucking bored.

W.I.L.D

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AND THEN tossing them out because what they didn't make you laugh that day? Fucking insane.

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Oh boy. I got annoyed again. To be fair I'm really fucking hungry. And today was annoying, but it was a day where truths got out. Perspectives were seen by me about people I was unsure of.

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Anyway I haven't actually said why I'm here.

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I want to find a partner. Your mind probably went to romance, but before I even hit that button, maybe just. Maybe. We can connect as friends first? Then you can pop out titties and tempt me. I am easily tempted. I mean. After the necessary ground work has been done.

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If not. Yikes.

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I SAY titties as an example

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Ok so I'm single. I don't drink, do drugs or smoke. And before you get an entire fucking scenario as to why.

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I just prefer to use that expendable income on pokemon cards. Or whatever other things i'm into. And it never appealed to me.

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I read a fuck ton and I collect books. I will probably need someplace to put them. XD....

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I don't have kids. I like dogs. I bathe. I'm actually just getting off work and gonna do that.

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My ideal match bathes. I can excuse a lot of other things. But lack of hygiene? If I take my hand and rub it on your teeth and I got enough yellow to plaster my bread?

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