So, I might be fashionably late to the "New Year, New Friends" extravaganza, and it feels like I missed out on everyone already making BFFs on the 1st. Classic FOMO, right? 😅😅😅
Anyways I figured why not try nevertheless, maybe I'll find people who were too lazy or simply swimming in self-doubt, just like me.

About Me:

• Single, male, childfree, don't smoke, don't do drugs or alcohol, don't care if you do.
• Don't know if I even qualify as a gamer. I only play one MOBA game and that too fleetingly....
• Just like the rest of humanity, I've got some resolutions. One of them? Becoming ambidextrous. Why? Who knows, it just sounds fancy.
• Proudly hit the gym at 6 am today (cue applause), but let's not talk about the glorious 3-hour nap at midday that followed.
• Another resolution: keeping my apartment clean. Let's see how long that lasts. So far it has been going okay. Who knew the secret was to not make a mess in the first place.
• Also on the list: Making new friends and exploring new interests because, hey, why not?
• Living in Germany for the past several years and learned German to a conversational level. For expats here, I have a document that says I am proficient up to B2 level. The key is knowing how to pass an exam and fake it till you make it.

Looking For:

• Fellow late comers to the friend party. Let's make the afterparty even more legendary!
• People who want to converse. Talk about your interests. High chances that I'll be intrigued if not interested.
• Not looking for anything romantic. Only platonic and friends. Also guys... M4R means I'm okay talking to males as well. You don't need to begin your message with doubt.
• SFW.
• Preferably Europe but to be honest I have made some cool friends from Mexico, India, Philippines, as well. As long as you can keep the conversation flowing that is great.
• No one younger than 25. Your youth and health and abundance of energy awakens an envious beast in me. If you still have that after 25, then you can be my motivation.

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Why You Should Message Me:
Because you're looking for friends and conversations that last more than a week.

Bonus points if you've got some weird resolutions of your own! 🎉
P.S. Expats in Europe, you're fashionably late too, right? Let's be late together.