Hey there! As the title states, I'm weird, quirky, and proudly the black sheep of my family. If you enjoy getting to know people who are outside the realm of what's considered to be "normal", I might be someone you'd be interested in!

First and foremost I need to explain that I'm ABSOLUTELY NOT looking to get my rocks off or to try and get a bunch of pictures from you. I'll never send unsolicited pictures of myself either, because, well, I like to consider myself an adult. As I reside in Kentucky, ideally, I'd like you to be here in Kentucky as well, or reasonably close. Although I absolutely will not hesitate to burn a credit card on airline tickets for the right person if they come along.

Some pertinent and obligatory "about me" stuff that you probably won't read nor care about..

• I'm proud to be drug free, tobacco free, and bullshit free. If you use some "light" stuff, that's cool and doesn't bother me. If you're a smoker, that doesn't bother me. If you have bullshit coming out of your ears though, yeah, next.
• I drink very seldom, and have never been drunk in my life. Just my choice there.. Again, if you drink more often than seldom, that doesn't bother me. Please don't be a sot though. The only way to put up with a drunk is to be one too.
• I am gainfully employed, own my own home, own my own vehicle(s), and have my own money. I won't ask you for anything other than your time and genuine interest.
• I am drama free. No felonies. No criminal record. I've actually never been to jail either (though I have came close a time or two for street racing, ha)
• I have some odd hobbies, like ham radio and drag racing diesel pickup trucks. I'm also into aviation and have a commercial pilot's license.
• Like tall guys? Good. I'm 6'3.
• I'm not super skinny. Also not morbid obese. I'm more of a "running back football player" build.

Now here's where things get a liiitle weird..

• I'm married and polyamorous. No, I'm not unicorn hunting, and no, I am not trying to rope you (or anyone else) into some "fun" bullshit. Don't stereotype me and I won't you. ;)
• I'm not vanilla. I'll just leave it at that. As with above, I'm not trying to rope you (pun intended) into anything there. What I do isn't for everyone, and I respect that it probably isn't for you. I'll gladly answer your questions about it though.

Here's what I have to offer someone!

• Obviously engaging conversation. Want to talk about current events? Food? Movies? Music? Yeah I can go there with you. I want to talk about your goals though. Let's talk about goals, dreams, ambition, and what drives you (and I).
• Stability! Remember what I said about being drug free? Drama free? Employed? Adult? Yeah, I'm not some turd head that's going to promise you the world to just get in your pants and then bounce.
• Honesty! I hang my hat on honesty. Nothing to hide from you, or anyone for that matter.

I think that's about it for the most part, without really going into my life's story. There's plenty more though, and I'd love to talk with someone awesome who'd like to learn more about me and who is interested in developing a genuine connection.

If you are interested, you know what to do!

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