I've started to realize how little is the time we get to live. Especially us ambitious people who have ALWAYS got the next goal lined up after we achieve this one; whether it's professional or personal or materialistic. And you know what, my last relationship was off reddit too, but that was back in '17. A hop, skip and a jump and we're already to '24!! You know what my mom has started telling me? She says she has absolutely no faith in me that I'll ever introduce a girl to her. Which is, well, fine by me because I'm not a man of faith, but a man of science. Yes, ma'am. Astronomy, not astrology. Secular humanism, not religion. Rationality, not intuition.

But there's more to this hu(man) than just that. I wake up everyday with a singular goal in mind- to not be a hypocrite since I was born and brought up in a society where it's commonplace to be one and I'm extremely put off by that, I'm clean (of drugs/diseases), 5'6" and can kinda, sorta grab stuff of the shelves for you shorter queens (and if you're tall, you're more than welcome to rub my face in it), highly educated and in fact, directly responsible for making others highly educated, too patient for my own good and workout 4 times a week because I'm a foodie and won't give up one of the main reasons I get out of bed in the morning (trying a variety of delicacies).

Now you might be thinking, 'Hmm... where are his hobbies?' and to that I say, it doesn't matter all that much. No, not to me, but in general. I'm of the belief that compatible personalities matter far more than common hobbies. I'd have absolutely no problems if you're tucked in bed watching your favorite show/sports match and I'm doing my own thing because as an individualist, I promote the right to be who you are and do what you enjoy; no holds barred (well as long as it's not hurting you or others). In fact, I'm an introvert so I cherish my alone time. But hey, we're both humans so there's a pretty good chance we'd have some hobbies in common and I'd love to partake in those with you, whether that's taking a walk in the park while you tell me all about how today was a shitty day and how you'd really like me to take you out for dinner somewhere classy because it's been a while or laying your head on my shoulder as we watch that blockbuster classic for the eighth time because it's so good.

I don't post all that often and I should because this dude knows you're out there somewhere. Even if you decide that I'm not for you and ultimately end up not messaging me, girl, know that you're one helluva human being and I'm jealous of whoever sumbitch gets to settle down with you.