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Howdy doo and salutations to you, tis i, Me, and I am once again looking for your love ❤️
So who am I? Who dareth to reach for the blessings of your affection? Whomst doth to yearn for the succulent embrace of thy touch?
Gamer, weeb, petrolhead, dinosaur fanatic and overall nerd 🤓 but I could be YOUR nerd ;D and THAT comes with perks:
- You get to be the pretty one
- Will smother you with affection
- Can design you cute clothes
- Will play literally whatever game you want
- Will watch anime with you
- Endless headpats
- Will send you flowers
- Will do all your vehicle maintenance
- Golden retriever energy
- Will suplex your enemies with the force of 12 million suns
This is CLEARLY the deal of the century, and for the low price of your love, you can take home your very own me today :D
So who am I looking for? I don't really have any hard requirements, but finding a lover who actively wants to spend time together is important for me
Bonus points if you have a VR headset cause I would be THRILLED to do some cute VR stuff together, alternatively bonus points if you tell me your favorite song in your first message :3
Hope to hear from you soon ❤️
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