Hello dudettes! After getting over my last long-distance relationship of one year where I was ready to uproot my life and go to the other end of the world to be with my muse, here I am again, hoping the next one won't decide to let herself be courted by other men while concealing she is, in fact, already married.

Annnnnyway about me-

This goes without saying but I'm very, very single right now, I've never been married before and all of my exes are out of the picture. Well, okay, I am still friends with some of my early adulthood sweethearts, but most of them are now married with kids and we talk once every leap year, just about. Speaking of which, I am also child-free, though not necessarily by choice. I'd like to have one or more someday, but if that's not your thing, fur babies are perfectly fine.

I'm more of an indoors person and I work from home as a novelist and community manager. I can be a bit of a workaholic, especially when I'm particularly interested in something, and my friends and loved ones constantly have to remind me to take breaks to avoid burnouts.

My talents include:

• Coming up with the stupidest pickup lines (Send me one and I'll send you one in return!);
• Quoting characters from different pieces of media;
• Binge-watching shows on my days off;
• Remembering music and voice actors from video games;
• Getting existential dread when looking at the stars or thinking about quantum physics

When I posted this in the past, I would add a disclaimer here stating that I had struggles with mental health for some time but was on the way to recovery. Instead, today I can say that I am in a **good** place mentally and emotionally. There may still be a few quirks that can surge here and there, but I'm pretty sure we all have those, don't we? This also means, however, that unless you're specifically looking for an armchair psychiatrist, I would be happy to listen to you and we can help each other grow as individuals.

If it doesn't sound like you'd want to punch me after talking with me for 5 minutes, send me a private message. And if you think you'd want to punch me after talking with me for 5 minutes, send me a message anyway, maybe it would be a good story to tell our friends when they ask how we met.