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I have been writing dramatic fucking posts these past few weeks and I'm honestly surprised I got any replies at all.
But that stops now. Simple time.
I'm 6'1. Single. From Florida. Like I was born here. Yes I am a Florida man, yes I have met my fair share of Florida men. Yes I have a pet alligator. His name is Juan and I met him when he was a baby, and he lives in the sewers. I have no kids. I have been asked that a lot this week. My semen is . wow. I actually was also asked if I could donate 8 ozs of it, not even kidding. But they probably were. But, hey, new story. Anyway. No kids. None wanted. Any creampies would strictly be because it's fucking hot and leaving it inside is. A-1. I Bathe regularly. I'm non religious although I volunteer at a lot of churches. A lot. 2. So far. But 2 more than you? hahaha. Not a competition. I win though. No pets. I like dogs. I'm fairly strong. Like. Physically strong. I try to stay that way because my ideal ladies usually end up being chubby, and my ideal future I see myself carrying you around and doing sweet cute things. I mean. Hypothetically.
Anyway. No racists, Bigots, Phobes, uh. No valueless husks, please. Have some fucking integrity and conviction or something.
Chubby curvy ladies. Step up. Skinny mamas. Step up. You're easier to scoop, but since you're easier to scoop I'll also probably give you frequent flier miles.
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