I'm a goofy fucker. And I apologize in advance as it will give you the entirely wrong impression as to the scope of my character. Despite my penchant for nonsensical speaking. I am no nonsense when it comes to values. Character. Boundaries. Basically all that useless shit that doesn't seem to matter online.

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Anyway. I would likely go on and on and on today, it is definitely feeling like that type of day, but. I'll be brief.

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I'm single. No kids. I don't drink or do drugs, and some people applaud me for this? Or get weirdly supportive of this decision. But. I just want more money to buy books, and flavored water. So. Chill.

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I want to find. A single woman. Preferably with no kids, preferably if they said for some reason " creampie me" it wouldn't be because they wanted to spawn. DOn't get me wrong. I'm not part of this weird " anti kid" group of people that are online, that's fucking weird. In fact I occupy no extremes. Other than " I don't take disrespect towards me, my people or others" you get on that train, you earn yourself an enemy.

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Oh wow. I'm going long. To be fair I stopped to play this game. ANd now i'm hungry so I feel like I might stop to cook? But if I stop now I'll just stop period. So. I'll see if I can wrap this up.

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Anyway. When I find this person I would like to go through the standard getting to know them process. The " small talk" that is so looked down on. Big talk like how do you feel about death or whatever nonsense gets you cerebral types in your superiority zones or whatever, we can do that too. Maybe. It depends on how I feel. We feel. Then. maybe we become special to each other. Special. Romance. Special. Friends? Who the fuck knows. Do you have that planned out? Is the next person that is slightly interesting to you a prospect? Don't bring that type of energy over here, you will be disappointed. Despite how interested I seem, its because the opposite of that is disinterest, and I'm not disinterested, but I am slow to move. Not too slow. But slow enough that some people have gotten off the ride early. And thats fine. Preferred even.

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OMG so long. OK OK OK. OK. UH. I'm just gonna stop here. I didn't finish, but I also went too long. Whoops.